pretty
RM: babe
Jin: hmm?
RM: you look beautiful today
Jin: so are you saying i was ugly yesterday?!
trouble
jungkook: mom should i be in trouble for something i didn't do?
jin: why of course not sweetie
jungkook: good coz i didn't do the dishes
table
waiter: would you like a table?
suga: no, not all a carpet for seven please
talking
teacher: why do i hear someone talking?
jimin: because you have ears?
maknae line: *high fives*
stars
jimin: how much do you like me?
jungkook: look up and count the stars that's how much i like you
jimin: but it's day
jungkook: exactly
jimin: but the sun is a star right? so that means you still like me 1%?
jungkook: shit i wasn't expecting that
google
tae: hyung why do people googling to find out answers?
suga: good question you should google it
sleep
jungkook: you like bad boys don't you?
girl: yes
jungkook: well not to brag or anything but my sleeping time is 9pm but i slept at 9:01pm
moth ft. yoonji
texting
yoonji: dad there's a moth and im scared can you come and kill it?
yoonji: dad!!!!!!
yoonji: dad! i need you or i will die!!!!
suga: dad's dead you're next. love: moth
ocean
jimin: what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
jhope: what?
jimin: nothing they just WAVED
jhope: oh
jimin: did you SEA what i did there?
jhope: no
jimin: i am SHORE you did
jhope: jin hyung told you lame puns again?
jimin: don't be such a BEACH
magic trick
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
