Sun: Welcome to the 100th chapter special of 'The Book of Bangtan' please welcome your hosts the Kim's!!!
Jin: *waving like a Miss universe winner*
Rm: *casually waves* *mumbles* I don't even know why I'm here
Tae: *dabs*
Sun: so can our handsome hosts introduce themselves?
Jin: *stares into camera* *winks* I'm worldwide handsome Jin *blows kisses*
Rm: hello this is RM from BTS. Hello *dimple smiles*
Tae: it's meeeee!!! Your future cypher rapper, V!!!! *Does v sign*
Rm,Jh,SG: *flinches*
Jin: oh it's our turn now? *Clears throat* good morning, good afternoon and good evening to all our readers out there.
Rm: author wants to thank you guys for all of your support.
Tae: and thus brings this random talk show, this is...
Kims: The Kim's Korner!!!
Rm: and please welcome our guests for tonight.
Jin: give it up for!!!
Tae: BTS!!!!
BTS: Hi we are BTS!!!
Jimin: well the rest of bts I guess.
Jungkook: can I be the leader now that hyung's a host?
Jhope: you don't even know englishue
Suga: you guys are no different *rolls eyes*
Rm: let's just start this talk show
Jin: so these are from realue_armys79 what does RM calls Jin in private?
Rm: I call him hyung
Jin: he calls me daddy
Rm: Jin not in public please
Tae: next question, it's for SUNbae!! Why does SPF hates you so much?
Sun: to be honest I don't even know she just came out one day saying she hates me just coz I give her sun burns, I mean I do it to everyone.
Jimin: *stands up* you gave me chocolate abs!!!
Jin: I became black beauty!
Jh,Jk,Rm: you gave us sun burns too!!!
Tae: uhhh... Next question?
Rm: next question is for Suga, if you, jimin, and tae would be on a boat that is sinking and you are the only one who knows how to swim, who would you save?
Suga: I would save tae
Tae: aweeee hyungggieee
Jimin: *frowns* oh...
Suga: and I would go back to the boat and we will sink together *secretly smiles*
Jimin: *blushes*
Tae: you hurt taetae TT~TT
Jin: oh same question for tae tae but this time author and jungkook is on the boat and you who would you save?
Tae: w-wut? U-uhmm...
Jungkook: I'm waiting hyung, don't worry she's not here-
Author: I'm hereeeeee!!! Sorry I'm late got into some writer's block.
Jungkook: *whispers* at least she didn't heard the question.
Author: I heard it loud and clear! So who you choosing tae?
Tae: uhhm.. I'll save.....
Tae: the boat!!! Yeah and I'm gonna swim back and drown with you guys!
Jungkook: *pouts*
Author: smooth save... I was expecting taekook but.... Yeah it went well.
Rm: next is for all of us, is YoonMin, JiHope, NamJin, TaeKook somehow real?
*Crickets chirping*
*Tumbleweed passed*
Author: of course---
Bts: NOT!!
The Kim's: okay let's move on the next person who's gonna ask a question todayisjamday
RM: ooh it's a question for jhope, what do you feel that the author isn't shipping you with other members?
Jhope: i-it d-doesn't phase me a-at all *starts sobbing*
Suga: it's her fault *points at author*
Author: y-yah! I wasn't pairing you with other members because I was pairing you up with someone who deserves you better (tbh they deserve the world)
Jhope: awwee *hugs author*
Author: *mumbles* we make a better ship together
Jin: it's for jungkook! How many white shirts do you have?
Jungkook: about fifteen
Jin: then how about your iron Man socks?
Jungkook: uhhm... Two?
Jin: how many are your black underwear?
Jungkook: hyung!!! What the hell was that?
Jin: why did you fucking curse?!! *Pinches ear*
Jungkook: owww hyunggggggg
Tae: for namjoonie hyung!! Do you love Jin hyung?
RM: yeah.... As a friend *smiles*
Jin: I'm ending this show *leaves*
RM: hyung wait I was just kidding *chases Jin*
Yoongi: I'm out of here I'm going sleeping *leaves swaggily*
Jimin: yoongi-ah wait for me *follows yoongi*
Jhope: me toooo~ *follows jimin*
Jungkook: wanna play some video games?
Tae: sure *leaves with jungkook*
*Crickets chirps*
Author: uhhmm... What?
Author: oh uhm well I guess we'll end this here, thanks for 1.5k reads!!! See you next time guys love you all!!!!
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THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
