When suga's drunk af
Suga: hey jin... was I drunk last night?
Jin: not at all...
Suga: what did I do last night?
Jin: nothing much... you just shattered my iphone into a million pieces and said "v don't eat that apple!! Its poisonous! You might turn into snow white again!" then you went to the cemetery, called rapmon and said "rapmon!! Help theres a lot of dead people here!" then you took a selfie of yourself then cropped your mouth, printed it and you ate it and said "my gummy smile is so sweet" then you were flirting with jimin and said " can I be your suga daddy?" of course with matching wiggling eyebrows and last but not the least you acted like a three year old and you said to hoseok " hey you human!!! Im hungry!! Feed me!! I want milk!!"
Suga: oh... *awkward smile*
Jin: *sigh* im going out
Suga: where are you going?
Jin: to the pawn shop
Suga: why are you going there?
Jin: you just sold kookie coz you said hes the 'GOLDEN' maknae *left*
Suga:* embarrassed for life* *hides in the corner in his room* *turns into a human burrito*
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Moral of the story NEVER EVER update in the bathroom
And also never get suga drunk
Sorry I didn't update yesterday
Lol bts tickets for upcoming concerts this year is already sold out
Wow... just wow they sold out in 10 minutes again WOW
Xoxo
Author-nimthatsexhaustedtodayfromallthewalking
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
