Ok this is what happens when you play too many yandare simulator I love the game thou
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Jin: puts food in your locker, desk, favorite bench in the park, even at your door step.
Food poisons everyone that has a crush on you and people who's mean to you
Jin: *walking towards the chocking body* didn't I tell you to stay away from her? Heh that's what you get for trying to steal her away from me. *Leaves the dead body in the cafeteria*
Favorite weapon: lethal poison, knife
Yoongi: you always see him everywhere like he's a ghost or something sometimes you see him sleeping underneath a tree that's near you.
Eventually he's the one who murdered your boyfriend whose not yet found.
Yoongi: *applying sleeping pills on the drink* sleep well.*smirk*
Night time
Yoongi: *hitting the guy with a bat* woooshhh hahaha this is fun *smirking like a devil* usually I would just poison you for liking her but no this is way more fun *laughing devilishly*(lol is that a word) goodnight sleep tight *ended the guys lifeu with a freakin katana*
Favorite weapon: baseball bat, syringe, katana
Hoseok: your trusty best friend who is shy towards you even thou you guys have been friends for the past years always by your side.
tortures every guy that courts you until his sanity is low and becomes his mindslave to kill the other guy that likes you.(I dunno how to explain this thou)
The next day
Hoseok: *gave the knife to the mindslave* do it.
*Mind slave stands up and slowly approaching his target*
Mindslave: *stabs his target a million times* *cutted his own throat* *both dead*
Hoseok: *smirking proudly while others are panicking*
Favorite weapon: doesn't need any coz his mindslave is doing all the dirty work.
Namjoon: your online stalker 24/7 always updated on your social media accounts whether you add post a new photo, video etc.
Hacks into your account and when he reads all those messages from other guys. consider them...dead.
Namjoon: oh so other guys are flirting with you huh? Pshh there just easy to deal with anyway.
The next day
You found those guys that flirts with you online electryfide and dead on the separate bathrooms and has a mark of NJ on their foreheads.
Namjoon: *staring at you while you panick seeing the dead body* *evil smirk* now there's no barrier between our love
Favorite weapon: just like to frame someone or by electyfying them coz he don't wanna get his hands dirty
Jimin: follows you every where litteraly EVERYWHERE when you go to the bathroom he's waiting for you outside, when you go home he's sneaking up on you, even when you go to school he's following you... he's just making sure that your safe.
But he's not silent killer he will kill that boy on the rooftop that always text you annoying things and will also kill the witnesses no matter how many they are
will laugh it off when he's twitching and quickly change his uniform but will not clean the mess he made.
Jimin: so it's just me and y/n and no body else better come between me and her or else *licking the blood on the knife* *laughing insanely*
Favorite weapon: knife, screwdriver, box cutter, anything small
Taehyung: just like jimin he will stalk you everyday 7 days a week and 24 hours a day he knows everything about you from an unknown boy named info-kun.
He will kill everyone that lingers around you for too long EVERYONE even if it's a dog, your friend, a cat, a mosquito EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. He is too possessive and easily gets jealous. He kills everyone with a circular saw and dismember each and every body parts but unlike jimin taehyung will easily clean up the mess. dumping the body parts in the insenerator, cleaning up his clothes, moping the floors, and disposing the weapon.
Taehyung: ugghh why do you have to be so heavy?!! You make taehyung mad *starts dismembering every body parts* there that's better *evil smirk* *starts putting everything in the guitar case*
Favorite weapon: circular saw, knifeu to end someones lifeu
Jungkook: takes pictures of you from every angle stalks you till you get home he's like taehyung too possessive and easily jealous.
Kills guys that you fell in love with by pushing them on the rooftop and since he likes violence he would mostly shred the body in the shredder until the body is nothing but pure blood. will also frame someone by wearing gloves and use the knife that they use. he also throw dumbbels on boys while he's on the roof.
Jungkook: ahh yes the sweet smell of blood *laughing insanely* now y/n's gonna be mine. MINE ONLY.
Favorite weapon: everything
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APPREHENDED
HEART BROKEN
ARRESTED
EXPELLED
An:nooo it can't be I'm dead again?
Jin: hey author stop playing yandere Sim and eat your dinner
An: oh sorry I'm coming down
Heyyyyy guyssseu how ya doin so which one do you think is the scariest yanderes that you do not wanna mess with?
Lol I'm thinking the maknae line since they're pretty violent.
Jin: a/n!! Come down here nowwww!!!
Uhh that's it byeeeeee
Xoxo
Authorthatlookslikeamodafukinpandacozofplayingtoomuchyanderesimulator
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THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
