bts as pre-school students

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RM: *passes test paper*

teacher: ...

RM: what?

teacher: Namjoon-ah this is a coloring pad, not a math question

RM: but i thought you have to use algebraic equations to solve the numbers on the paper with dots.

taecher: *irritated* you are supposed to trace the dots to create a picture and color it

RM: you just don't know newton's law of motion *hmmp's*


Jin: is it wecess time?

teacher: no Jinnie

Jin: *after 5 seconds* how about now?

teacher: you still have to wait 20 minutes Jin

Jin: *counts fingers* 18, 19, 20! it's wecess time!!!

Rm: you mowon it's 20 minutes not seconds *got hit by a pan*

Jin: hmmp! im too fab for wecess anyways *flips hair*



Yoongi: ...

Teacher: yoongi

Yoongi: ...

Teacher: yoongi

Yoongi: ...

Teacher: yoongi!!!

Yoongi: *wakes up* ahhh don't eat me chainz! *Looks up* oh it's you

Teacher: *sighs* I'm still your teacher, so there's this music competion at Friday I thought you would like to join! :D

Yoongi: for what? So if I win you would take all the prize money and buy it for yourself? No thank you

Teacher: but yoongi--

Yoongi: fuck off *goes back to sleep*

Hoseok: waaaahhhh!!! I miss you teacher and my classmates!!!!! *Hugs everyone*

Jimin: ackkk can't breathe!

Jin: my beautiful feysh wuined!

Yoongi: shut up!!!

Teacher: hoseok that's enough your friends can't breathe.

Hoseok: waaahhh!!! I missed the chairs, the tables, the black boards, that spider web, those dust that gave me allergies *talks about everything else*

Teacher: *sighs* *hands out ear plugs*

Namjoon: we just met yesterday hoseok



Jimin: *pouts*

Parent: aww what a cute little baby *pinches cheek*

Jimin: owwie I'm not baby *lifts shirts* you see these abs?

Gurl students: *Q* buns!!!

RM: you're still jamwess

Jimin: hyung!!!


Taehyung: *pouts* hyung

Yoongi: no

Taehyung: *does aegyo* pwease hyung!!

Yoongi: no

Taehyung: *does face slapping aegyo* pwetty pwease with chewwy on top?

Yoongi: tae no...

Taehyung: *does kick facing aegyo with rainbows and butterflies on the back ground* Pweety pwease hyungie! I pwomise I'll be good!!

Yoongi: *sprays pest killers on the butterflies*

Butterflies: *dies*

Yoongi: you are not joining cyphew pt. -1

Taehyung: I pwomise I'll be nowmal!

Yoongi: then pwove it

Taehyung: *sits still* *flinches* uhehehe t-this is s-so e-34$¥ #¥un6 ¡ F33| n0Rm4| @|r34d¥, c4n ¡ j0¡n N0w¿¿?¡

Yoongi: *face palms*

Taehyung: w#@+?

Jungkook: *writes*

Hoseok: what you doing kookie?

Jungkook: *hides paper* you can't look hyung!

Hoseok: why not?

Jungkook: it's a secwet!

Hoseok: you're no fun! Guys kookie's writing a love lettew!

Jin: weally? Who's the lucky giwl? .

Jimin: *takes the paper* w-what does this mean hyung read it! *Passes the paper to namjoon*

Jungkook: give it back!

Hoseok and Taehyung: *holding jungkook back* read it hyung!!!

Namjoon: IU? but isn't she an elementary student?

Jungkook: *takes the paper back* I don't cawe age doesn't mattew

Hoseok: I'm so happy fow you!!!! *Hugs jungkook*

Jin: awe my baby's all gwown up! *Cwies*

Namjoon: I thought I was your baby?

Taehyung: kookie what about us? :<

Jimin: I wish we were like that hyung

Yoongi: *sleeps*

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