RM: *passes test paper*
teacher: ...
RM: what?
teacher: Namjoon-ah this is a coloring pad, not a math question
RM: but i thought you have to use algebraic equations to solve the numbers on the paper with dots.
taecher: *irritated* you are supposed to trace the dots to create a picture and color it
RM: you just don't know newton's law of motion *hmmp's*
Jin: is it wecess time?
teacher: no Jinnie
Jin: *after 5 seconds* how about now?
teacher: you still have to wait 20 minutes Jin
Jin: *counts fingers* 18, 19, 20! it's wecess time!!!
Rm: you mowon it's 20 minutes not seconds *got hit by a pan*
Jin: hmmp! im too fab for wecess anyways *flips hair*
Yoongi: ...
Teacher: yoongi
Yoongi: ...
Teacher: yoongi
Yoongi: ...
Teacher: yoongi!!!
Yoongi: *wakes up* ahhh don't eat me chainz! *Looks up* oh it's you
Teacher: *sighs* I'm still your teacher, so there's this music competion at Friday I thought you would like to join! :D
Yoongi: for what? So if I win you would take all the prize money and buy it for yourself? No thank you
Teacher: but yoongi--
Yoongi: fuck off *goes back to sleep*
Hoseok: waaaahhhh!!! I miss you teacher and my classmates!!!!! *Hugs everyone*
Jimin: ackkk can't breathe!
Jin: my beautiful feysh wuined!
Yoongi: shut up!!!
Teacher: hoseok that's enough your friends can't breathe.
Hoseok: waaahhh!!! I missed the chairs, the tables, the black boards, that spider web, those dust that gave me allergies *talks about everything else*
Teacher: *sighs* *hands out ear plugs*
Namjoon: we just met yesterday hoseok
Jimin: *pouts*
Parent: aww what a cute little baby *pinches cheek*
Jimin: owwie I'm not baby *lifts shirts* you see these abs?
Gurl students: *Q* buns!!!
RM: you're still jamwess
Jimin: hyung!!!
Taehyung: *pouts* hyung
Yoongi: no
Taehyung: *does aegyo* pwease hyung!!
Yoongi: no
Taehyung: *does face slapping aegyo* pwetty pwease with chewwy on top?
Yoongi: tae no...
Taehyung: *does kick facing aegyo with rainbows and butterflies on the back ground* Pweety pwease hyungie! I pwomise I'll be good!!
Yoongi: *sprays pest killers on the butterflies*
Butterflies: *dies*
Yoongi: you are not joining cyphew pt. -1
Taehyung: I pwomise I'll be nowmal!
Yoongi: then pwove it
Taehyung: *sits still* *flinches* uhehehe t-this is s-so e-34$¥ #¥un6 ¡ F33| n0Rm4| @|r34d¥, c4n ¡ j0¡n N0w¿¿?¡
Yoongi: *face palms*
Taehyung: w#@+?
Jungkook: *writes*
Hoseok: what you doing kookie?
Jungkook: *hides paper* you can't look hyung!
Hoseok: why not?
Jungkook: it's a secwet!
Hoseok: you're no fun! Guys kookie's writing a love lettew!
Jin: weally? Who's the lucky giwl? .
Jimin: *takes the paper* w-what does this mean hyung read it! *Passes the paper to namjoon*
Jungkook: give it back!
Hoseok and Taehyung: *holding jungkook back* read it hyung!!!
Namjoon: IU? but isn't she an elementary student?
Jungkook: *takes the paper back* I don't cawe age doesn't mattew
Hoseok: I'm so happy fow you!!!! *Hugs jungkook*
Jin: awe my baby's all gwown up! *Cwies*
Namjoon: I thought I was your baby?
Taehyung: kookie what about us? :<
Jimin: I wish we were like that hyung
Yoongi: *sleeps*

YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author