jin: ughhh! why is it so hot here???????!!! *puts on sunblock*
farmer: yah can you stop being a diva and get back to work:
jin: just to let you know that my skin is much more valuable than your crops *flips hair* *walks away*
#divaproblems
farmer: hey where's the other one who's wearing chains?
suga: *sleeps till harvesting season*
#wakemeupafewweekslater
jhope: yey!!! its harvesting season!!! *went to the field* *eats grass*
farmer: yah!! who let him out??!!!
#jhorse
rm: fuck yeah after weeks its finally time to harvest!!!
*plants withered*
*everything died*
farmer: KIM NAMJOOOOONNN!!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA SELL NOW!??!
rm: the shits i give *leaves farm* that farm has no jams
#hedoesntgiveashit
jimin: *stole rm's jams* kekeke if i plant this then it will produce more!!!
*plants jams*
*didnt grew*
#foreverjamless
v: hyung why do we need to plant?
rm: so that we can have many crops. more crops more money *leaves*
v: hmmm *plants money* *pours water*
farmer: who stole all the revenue??!!
v: dont worry it will grow into a tree and its leaves will be made off money!!!
#moremoneymorecrops
jungkook: but i dont want to harvest!!
farmer: ill give you 20% of the carrots we harvested
jungkook: bitch (lasagna) why didnt you say so? *starts harvesting*
#theydontplantcarrots
bitch lasagna is now my jam
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
