THE BOOK OF BANGTAN

BTS as your fishes

Jin:

Beautiful fish

everyday, every hour, every minute, fish flakes every where.

Is always at the end of the tank to see his reflection.

The fish bowl needs to be pink or he won't be moving around and dies at the bottom of the tank.

Is like the mother bird to the baby fishes

Yoongi:

Sleeping fish

Mostly it's scales tend to be white, the whiter the lazier it gets.

Asleep all day, no time for swimming he be sleeping.

Got flushed one time because he slept on his back and hadn't been moving around.

Cusses at the younger fishes

Hoseok:

Rainbow fish

Is always hyper and swims around the tank all day

Jumps outside the tank and almost died

Whenever the light flashes it's scales it always shines so bright you'll be stunned.

Always stops the sleeping fish for getting involved in a fight.

Namjoon:

Destruction fish

*Glass shattering* yes that's the fish tank

You'll always see him clogging up the cleaner in the fish tank

You'll probably pay more fixing for the damage than you actually did buying him.

Leads the other fishes when they go swimming around the tank

Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook:

The baby fishes

Despite their cute appearance they tend to do unexplainable things.

Makes you wanna face palm for stuffing themselves in the filters like what Nemo did

Causes a ruckus and is hyper by day and night

Tend to come in green, blue, and yellow

One's an alien fish, another's a really cute fish and a bunny fish coz why not?

The fishy plan:

DF: bloop bloop bloop gloop goop bloop bloop gloop goop bloop bloop gloop goop bloop gloop goop

Translation:

okay so here's what we're going to do...

First Beautiful Fish will ask for food to the giant owner.

Once he's giving the food Rainbow Fish will go underNeath the lamp and shine some light into the owner's eyes.

If he's stunned I will break the filters secretly so the owner has no choice but to scoop us out and put us in the fish bags while he fixes the machine.

Next we will get the baby fishes to summon an alien fish army I know one of you can do it.

We'll ask them to hide in the toilet so we can have back up.

While the owner is still fixing we can get Sleeping fish to act dead I'm sure he doesn't need to act anymore...

If the owner sees that, he will get the sleeping fish and flush him down the toilet.

But before that we need the baby fish to act dead as well so they can be saved by the alien fishes.

Once they are flushed I will use my power to break the plastic and destroy the owner.

If the owner's dead we will need the help of our alien fish friends to teleport us to the ocean and we can be free at last.

Fishes: *claps*

RF: bloop gloop goop bloop

Translation:

wow that was a real thought out plan!! But I don't wanna kill someone *pouts*

BF: gloop goop bloop gloop goop

Translation:

Well it's better than them killing us and besides I don't want my beauty to die.

AF: wow that's so amazing! When do we start, I need time to focus on channeling the other alien fishes hihihi.

Translation:

Gloop goop bloop bloop gloop goop bloop gloop goop

CF: bloop gloop goop bloop bloop gloop goop

Translation:

He's really weird why is he talking in different languages?

RF: boop boop bloop goop gloop

Translation:

Yeah why are we friends with him again?

SF: *snores in fish*

DF: bloop gloop goop bloop gloop goop bloop gloop goop gloop goop gloop goop bloop

Translation:

That's enough, we are tired of being put in a rectangle shaped glass and we will not let them succeed any longer. Our ancestors has been eaten by these disgusting creatures with no guilt what so ever!! This will stop right here and we will start by breaking our owner!! Who's with me???!!!!

Fishes: GLOOP GOOP BLOOP GLOOP

Translation:

WE ARE!!!!!!

Guy: uhh is your fish trying to start war ?

Girl: what? no! Look at them they look so cute gathering around like a lil meeting

Guy: you sure they're not trying to kill you or somethin?

Girl: *sighs* you know what? This ain't gonna work out I can't be with someone who initially hates fishes! Get your fish hating self out of my house now!!!

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Rest in peace my lil fish buddies

May the tank be in your hearts forever.