THE BOOK OF BANGTAN

phone cracks

Bts when their phone cracks.

Jin: well at least its not my face that cracks and i can always buy one. *flips hair* *fabulously walks away*

#ImStillFabulousBitchezzz

RM: ... I'm not surprised, its the 39th time *sigh* but hey there's a new iPhone 190 that came up *buys new phone* *breaks again* *repeat*

#AppleStoreIsRichNow

J hope: noooo!!! *cries bloody murder*

*sets a proper funeral*

*rages when the coffin is being buried*

*got comforted by tae*

*LIFE RUINED!!!*

*buys a new phone*

Ohhh its the new iPhone 190!!!

*easily moved on*

#goodbyephonehelloiphone190

Suga: *phone got cracked just a ⓣⓘⓝⓨ bit* *sets phone on fire* infires.

#fayaaaahhhhhhhh

Taehyung: don't worry ill give you CPR *gives CPR* *phone still broken* *phone is secretly smiling*

#LuckyMotherFucker

Jk: *throws phone in the garbage can* hyungggg!!! My phone is broken buy me the latest iPhone 190!!!

#spoiledlittlefucker

Jimin: *phone cracks* *screams a high pitch* *phone cracks even more* *screams to the highest pitch* *all members phone cracks* *ends up buying them all iPhone 190*

#iphone190islifeeeee

Hey so my phone just cracked and I'm exactly like j hope except i haven't moved on yet and i don't have enough money for a new phone nor a funeral.

Life is sad.

But that phone is not my style anyway.

Kris: i know right

A/n: da fuk?

*suddenly the wall breaks*

Exo : Kris there you are! I'm sorry for interrupting you may continue *pulls Kris in the hole in the wall*

A/n: *woke up* ... Weird.

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