HOW TO SUMMON BTS

373 11 8
                                    

Face the mirror.

"mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairiest of them all?"

Then jin will answer the mirror.

Jin: you're reffering to me right?

Grab him and break the mirror



Put one bottle of jam on your door step.

Wait till midnight.

After that you'll summon 2 bts members.

Rapmon and jimin. Fighting over a jam

Get a net. Capture them. Put them in the basement, watch them fight.





Kill a pillow.

Then a pillow grim reaper will appear behind you.

Suga: im here for that dead pillow. Swaeg.

Give him gold chains.

For sure, he'll stay.





Talk to a car.

Then somebody will walk next to you.

Taehyung: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! CARS CAN TALK RIGHT? Hi.... im taehyung

Keep on talking with non-living things.

Chances you'll make him fall for you




Hang a poster of JiKook in your room

Leave your room until sunrise.

Then you'll meet someone in your room ripping all those posters.

Give him carrots. Horses love carrots.

Oh, safety first, wear earplugs, Jhope might be screaming while doing it.





Prepare lamb skewers outside on your house.

While staring at the lamb skewers , repeat this sentence thrice.

"kookie is legal"

Then someone from underground will summon a Jungkook fresh from hell, taking you with him.

And chance will be, he'll make you his baby maker. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)



Lol im back miss me? ヾ(・ω・o)

Just saw that on facebook credits who made that thou bye im gonna try to summon jin and v )σ

THE BOOK OF BANGTANWhere stories live. Discover now