alexa (LBC gang)

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"My boyfriend just broke up with me." // "This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito."

this is a lil different. this a group chat of the lbc gang! people include in this chap are: ae, pete, pond, ping, can, and tin!

usernames are in the picture ^ :)

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ae for effort:
i hate calculus :)

princess pete:
do you need help? i'm pretty good at it!

tin man:
agreed. he passed with a 98

amy pond:
"pretty good"

ping-guin:
we stan a humble man

can-not stop:
read that as stab. i was concerned

ae for effort:
what

princess pete:
chill bby no one is stabbing me

ae for effort:
no not that. you passed with a 98?

princess pete:
... yeah?

ae for effort:
we have to break up i'm too dumb for you

tin man:
i agree with that

can-not stop:
Tin.

tin man:
i mean i agree with not that?

can-not stop:
good try

princess pete:
i can't believe my boyfriend just broke up with me over text because of math

amy pond:
this is so sad, alexa play despacito

ping-guin:
for the love of god please stop using old memes

any pond:
that meme will die when i die

ae for effort:
that can be arranged

tin can:
you need help? i'm free for murder or an alibi this weekend

can-not stop:
is this bonding i see?

princess pete:
why is the one thing they bond over murder

ping-guin:
i mean to be fair... it is pond we are talking about

amy pond:
HEY PING YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND

ping-guin:
and you were supposed to help me with my homework.

amy pond:
oh yeah haha

ping-guin:
"haha" y'all i need a new best friend. any volunteers or suggestions?

can-not stop:
ai good!!

tin man:
Can, do i have to remind you?

can-not stop:
no. my ass still hurts :(

amy pond:
TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION

princess pete:
excuse me???? coming from the guy who asked about my sex life at LUNCH in PUBLIC????

ae for effort:
he did what now

ping-guin:
ai tin i think we might need that alibi now

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