sander sides oneshots [slow updates]

pick up lines [moxiety and logince]

kill me now

princy: hey, lo, i heard you like bad boys

specs: where did you hear that?

princy: do you?

specs: i suppose.

princy: well, not trying to brag or anything but when disney channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, i didn't ask my parents.

specs: i

princy: i also dont put the safty strap on when i play wii

princy: and thats not all! when i was 11, i made my social media accounts, not only lying about my again but also without my parents permission!

specs: i hate to love you

princy: aww i love you too.
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pattoncake: hey hey hey

virge: what what what

pattoncake: do you like harry potter? cause i adumbledore you!

virge: are you french? because eiffel for you

pattoncake: well are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

virge: someone needs to call the police cause its illegal to look so good!

pattoncake: i must be a snowflake cause i fell for you!

virge: are you a cat? cause im feline a connection between us

pattoncake: you must be cake because i want a peice of that

virge: w h o a there

pattoncake: is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants

virge: is this even patton anymore?

pattoncake: of course it is, kiddo!

pattoncake: but what has 36 teeth and holds the incredible hulk?

virge: what?

pattoncake: my zipper

virge: pATTON NO

pattoncake: patton yes

virge: i can literally hear your smirk, s t o p

virge: im too innocent for this.

pattoncake: whatever you say sweetheart.

idk i saw pickup lines i liked and bam.

also idc what anyone says, a dirty minded patton is a gr8 au to have

i promise next oneshot isnt gonna be half assed, im actually going to stop being a depressive shiz and get something done.

anyways, thats it.

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