NAME KEY:
Class 1-A: *previous chapters*
TEACHERS:
Aizawa: MummyI'mAZombie
Pres. Mic: YELL HEAH!
Midnight: DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?
All Might: Great Deku Tree
Nedzu: PinkyAndTheBrain
Snipe: PyroxMcCree
Ectoplasm: ShadowCloneJutsu
Vlad King: Nosferatu
Hound Dog: ScoobyDoobyDoo
Lunch Rush: Fast Food
Recovery Girl: Full Restore
13: SexWithSpace
Cementoss: RaddaRadda
Power Loader: Mr. Vending Machine
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"UA Staff"
MummyI'mAZombie has added RaddaRadda and Mr. Vending Machine to that chat.
MummyI'mAZombie: If I have to suffer, so do you.
Mr. Vending Machine: Shit
RaddaRadda: We were so close.
MummyI'mAZombie: Yeah well Snipe is pming me and panicking because his crush is asking him to help with I don't even know what the fuck
MummyI'mAZombie: He's a gay mess of a cowboy and I'm going to cry. You two are the only sane ones left.
PyroxMcCree: It's betrayed cowboy hours. I thought I could trust you, Aizawa.
MummyI'mAZombie: Not when you rant about him and his "adorable smile and passion" for 30 goddamn minutes. Legit he just asked you to cover him when he breaks into the 1-A dorm building to sing karaoke with my kids.
PyroxMcCree: YA KNOW HE CAN SEE THESE RIGHT???
PyroxMcCree: HE CAN'T KNOW
MummyI'mAZombie: I'd be more surprised if he didn't know. You're so obvious.
PyroxMcCree: *betrayed cowboy*
RaddaRadda: Snipe, Mr. Stoic Cowboy, has a crush?? Spill the tea sis.
Mr. Vending Machine: Cementoss, I will personally kill you myself if you say that again. But isn't it obvious?
RaddaRadda: Ha I know who it is, and I said that on purpose.
RaddaRadda: But really, Snipe why can't Ecto know?
PyroxMcCree: He's So...myaaaah. And I'm so blehhh....
MummyI'mAZombie: Jesus Christ you act just like my students. You're so in love but you're too self-deprecating to think they like you back. And the other is too oblivious to realize you like him because he too is a self-deprecating piece of-
DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?: Aizawa, how long was it before you and Hizashi got together?
MummyI'mAZombie:
MummyI'mAZombie: Shut
DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?: Didn't it take-
MummyI'mAZombie: Kayama
DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?: About-
MummyI'mAZombie: Nemuri
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While You Were Busy Being Heterosexual, We Studied The Blade. (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIida starts a group chat for Class 1-A to socialize, keep in touch, and to go over schoolwork! He honestly should have expected it to go south as soon as it started. (warning: a whole lot of gay.) (Villains, teachers, and class 1-B will also show up...
