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Death Battle
Wiz: Evil: It has many faces, and sometimes even a good-natured soul may become its unknowing pawn.
This reminded Asia of when Diodora tricked her and blablabla, you know the story; if not, go watch the anime or read the manga.
Boomstick: Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS!!!! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots?! ABSOLUTELY GODDAMN NOTHING!!!!
Everyone sweatdropped at Boomstick for that.
Issei: Look, I get your point, but geez Boomstick.
Ravel: Ugh, that's all he cares about.
Wiz: The White Tigerzord, the sixth Thunderzord.
Boomstick: And Epyon, the sixth Gundam.
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE.
Tigerzord
Ugh, Power Rangers... gives me headaches. Let's get this over with.
Wiz: Behold the Thunderzords, mighty bestial vehicles with a power and a force like you've never seen before.
Boomstick: Unless you live in Japan, then that shit's everywhere!
Rias: Not really true. That's a stereotype.
Wiz: The Thunderzords are piloted by the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, five overbearing and over-emotional humans.
Boomstick: Teenagers.
Issei: That's not too different from us.
Everyone agreed.
Wiz: For over a year, these five heroes defended the Earth from the evil Rita Repulsa and her cronies.
Boomstick: But when her boss, Lord Zedd, showed up and started beating some serious Ranger ass, the team knew they needed some help.
Wiz: Thus, a giant floating head in a tube and his robot buddy set to work building a new Ranger with a new Zord.
Zordon: I present to you... the White Ranger.
The room gets brighter, then the White Ranger floats downward to the ground.
White Ranger: Tigerzord!
The Tigerzord roars.
Tigerzord's Background
The 6th Thunderzord
Height: 152 ft
Weight: 150 tons
Power: 75000 megavolts
Top Speed: 115 mph
Pilot: White Ranger
Power Source: Morphing Grid
Boomstick: The White Tigerzord is a gigantic weaponized robo-kitty. While cats are clearly inferior to dogs-.
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Highschool DXD Watches Death Battle
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