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Death Battle
Wiz: "A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."
Akeno: I like that quote.
Koneko: Same here.
Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words, like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion.
Wiz: And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.
Xenovia: They look like idiots. I doubt they'd even last a second in a Rating Game.
Ravel: Something tells me that this will get stupid.
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE.
Hercule Satan
Wiz: The Earth was in danger, the future of mankind threatened by a monster named Cell. All would be lost unless a hero could best him in the ring of champions.
Boomstick: The hope of the world lay on the shoulders, and afro, of one man: Hercule Satan.
Cell slaps him so hard Hercule flies into a mountain side.
Rias: Or... not.
Boomstick: Yeah... we're screwed.
Background
Real Name: Mark
Age: 38 years
Height: 6 ft 2 in
Weight: 208 lbs
"Undisputed" Martial Arts Champion of the World
One of the Richest People on Earth
Worst Fear: Anyone Who's Out of His League *Much to everyone's disappointment.*
Favorite Food: Spaghetti
Wiz: Officially, Mr. Satan is the World Martial Arts Champion and chosen savior of humanity... or so he would have you believe.
Boomstick: Hey if I could lie that well I'd make everybody think I'm king of the world too, or even... God. Muhahahaha!
Irina: Oh please, I doubt you'd succeed.
Wiz: But before he was the "Hero of the People," Mr. Satan went by... Mark. Eager to learn, Mark sought to master the art of combat.
Boomstick: Young Mark honed his skills in the dojo, Satan Castle, which sounds awesome, but sadly, no, he was not actually trained by the Devil, I looked it up.
Some of the group: Figures.
Wiz: Turns out, he was naturally gifted in martial arts, mostly due to his, strangely good luck.
Boomstick: Yeah, like when he won his first World Championship, after his rival got food poisoning, "that's not suspicious at all."
Xenovia, Irina, and Koneko: Cheater.
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