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Death Battle
Wiz: It's finally time for one of the biggest match-ups in Death Battle history.
Boomstick: Yeah, the giant robot fight of all giant robot fights.
Issei: Yeah, giant robots are pretty cool.
Gasper: I mean, sure they do.
Wiz: The Megazord, the heavy-hitting mech commanded by five Power Rangers.
Boomstick: And Voltron, the defender of the universe, piloted by five paladins.
Wiz: For this match-up there will be no Dragonzords, no Galaxy Garrisons, no robot Brachiosaurus and no... mice.
Koneko: Mice?
Ravel: What's wrong? You're itching to catch one.
Koneko: Screw you, you chicken.
Boomstick: Just a good old 5 VS 5 war of the giant robots.
Rias: So basically, they will have their standard arsenal.
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE.
Megazord
Ugh, Power Rangers. Gives me headaches.
Wiz: Since the dawn of time, good has battled the forces of evil. The vicious witch Rita Repulsa and her giant monsters waged war with the good-natured galactic sage, Zordon.
Boomstick: Their two thousand year war finally ended, when Rita zapped him into a time warp, but not before Zordon managed to lock her up, in a space dumpster?
Everyone: ...What?
Wiz: Yes, apparently that thing is a "space dumpster," or to put it more accurately, a "galactic recycling bin."
Everyone made this (o_o) face.
Wiz: Uh, however, Zordon knew it was only a matter of time before Rita escaped to conquer Earth once more.
Boomstick: Good thing Zordon had thousands of years to come up with a fool-proof plan. He could summon the five greatest warriors from around the galaxy to defend the planet, or....
Zordon: Teleport to us five overbearing, and over-emotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
Issei: What's wrong with that? I mean we're teenagers, and we've been through a lot.
Wiz: That plan is asinine. But somehow, it worked. Zordon granted five teenagers the ability to draw power from a dimension called the Morphin Grid. This molecular transmutation turns them into super humans with access to mighty mechanical beasts called Zords, becoming the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Zack: Mastodon!
Kimberly: Pterodactyl!
Billy: Triceratops!
Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
Jason: Tyrannosaurus!
All five: Power Rangers!
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