momojirou except its not a story (3rd edition)

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(school starts for me tomorrow. eek)

   *In a room full of all the girls but Jirou*
Uraraka: "Jirou can't be good at everything! Maybe she's a bad kisser."
Momo: "No, she's good at that too."
Uraraka: "What?"
Momo, with a slightly red face: "What?"

~~~~~•~~~~~ ~~~~~☆~~~~~ ~~~~~•~~~~~

   *In a room full of all the girls but Yaomomo (the girls wanted to try something)*
Mina: "Yaomomo can't be good at everything, right? Maybe she's bad at fucking people."
Jirou: "No, she's super good at that."
Mina: "wHAT?"
Jirou, with a very red face: "HAHA WHAT?"

~~~~~⊙~~~~~ ~~~~~☆~~~~~ ~~~~~⊙~~~~~

   *in the bedroom, fucking of course*
Jirou: "What's wrong?"
Momo: "N-nothing."
Jirou, taking off her hat that says "let's get funky" and stops playing the guitar: "No, something's wrong, I can tell."

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   *Yaomomo walks in on Jirou sitting on the kitchen counter in the dorms*
Momo: "What are you doing on the counter?"
Jirou: "I'm gay, I can sit on the counter if I-"
Momo: "Where's the spider?"
Jirou: "Oh thank god it's over there in the corner."

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   (slight nsfw warning??)
Jirou, while Yaomomo has her pinned to the wall with their faces centimeters apart: "M-Momo~"
Jirou, shooting up from her bed, just now realizing her crush on Yaomomo: "whAT THE FUCK-"

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