Jirou, laying on Yaomomo's chest after commiting sinful acts with her: "That was amazing."
Yaomomo: "Wanna do it again?"
Uraraka, on the top bunk, speaking through sniffles: "please don't-"
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Yaomomo, after watching Jirou trip: "Oh my god are you alright?!"
Jirou, without missing a beat: "I just fell for you too hard."
Yaomomo: "..."
Jirou: "but please help i think i broke my leg-"
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Yaomomo, after Jirou got stabbed by a villain: "Jirou, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?!"
Jirou: "Tall, long black hair, black eyes, very pretty, and nice."
Yaomomo, blushing a bit: "I mean your blood type!"
Jirou: "oh."
Jirou, after looking down at the wound: "red."
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Jirou, talking to Kaminari: "I am a TOP! I am the top when me and Momo fuck! She isn-"
Yaomomo, walking up behind Jirou and wrapping her arms around her torso: "You were saying, babe?"
Jirou: "uhhh i am a bottom-"
