USEFUL ➴ Illumi x Reader

LII. Laughter

What a bad plan... an horrendous plan. Who thought about this? Oh right. Me. Damn these kids that make me want to help. I slid to the ground slowly as Razor spouted something about medical assistance. My nails were stuck in the wall, I could hear Hisoka snickering, trying to contain himself from rolling in the floor laughing I could bet, the bitch.

Soon some of Razor's minions tried their best to mend my leg as others didn't even manage to get my nails off the wall. I stood quietly my mind paying attention to the game. Gon had used Back, he was using Rock Paper Scissors to beat the shit out of one of the remaining puppets, but I could see Killua's hands weren't really having the best time, Hisoka had a broken hand so no tossing, and Gon... He didn't seem happy over the throw.

When one of the convicts stepped in front of me to once again try to pull my nails from the wall, I hissed at him as I pulled them out by pure rage. How could he stand in front of the damn game? He jumped away and they never bothered me again.

When I got my vision back Gon was meditating and gathering his power, that was awesome. He was going to do the Rock thing again, oh poor Killua. And fucking clown looked like he was having the best time. Razor received the ball, was this volleyball? Damn he should've tried to catch it that'd make things easier. His form was perfect, what an incredibly strong man.

"Amazing!" Wha... Gon just... got impressed? Ah this kid was weird.

Someone called for a timeout, I growled as they discussed something and Hisoka headed my way. "So does this mean I can carry you around, Y/N?~" My face scrunched with disgust as I grabbed anything nearby and threw it at him. Some small rocks, a pair of scissors left by the convicts, a bottle of medicine... flew in his direction but of course he had to catch them all gracefully and place them near my feet and out of my hands reach. "I shall take that as a yes—Wonder where I could carry you to...~" He escaped before I had any time to look for more things to throw and the game soon started, everything was the same, so what was the discussion about?

The ball was in Razor's hand and the three boys in the court were planning something, oh how amusing would it be? My lips curled up as I watched attentively.

"The game will now resume."

As soon as he said that Razor's nen beasts disappeared, he was drawing all his power back to himself. He gathered his aura in the ball and threw it up for a spike, so much was happening I thought as my eyes strayed back to the boys to see them in a weird combo position. I'd imagine Gon would catch the ball, Hisoka would use bungee gum to slow it down and Killua would manage the forces. Huuh... would this work? I couldn't wait to find out.

After the huge blast of smoke disappeared, I saw Gon holding the ball and Killua being a bit strained but ok, and well, Hisoka didn't matter. Killua did good supporting both the impact and bracing them so they didn't fly off. What a prodigious talent, could that be the reason for him to be the heir of the Zoldycks?

Gon drew all his power out, impressing everyone as Killua held the ball. The final play was being made I could feel it. Unable to catch the flying unbelievably powerful ball Razor received and directed it back at them. People were yelling at Gon to dodge and both me and Razor were sure he wouldn't dodge except I knew Gon would pass out from drawing so much power and apparently Razor didn't account for that.

Aw that would suck for Gon to win like that, but Hisoka's smooth voice reached me as he said "Not quite yet." His hands positioned so the ball would be caught between the bungee gum that was between them, "Gon wanted a total victory, right?"

I smiled, it seems that Hisoka also had been infected by the 'I want to help these kids' syndrome and the veins of his muscular arms popped out as the ball was stretching bungee gum but he held it and managed to bounce it back with the momentum given by Gon. Razor prepared to receive again but the ball was stuck.

I couldn't hold my laughs anymore, tears streamed down my cheeks as I watched Razors face. He was pulled outside the court with the ball still glued to his arms and my loud laugh echoed in the whole gymnasium as the referee yelled that Razor was out.

I wished I could aw at the sweet conversation the winners were having but my laughter attack hadn't stopped. Would it stop? "Call this a victory for the team."

"That doesn't sound like you at all." Gon spouted and every hope I had for my ribs left me as I kept laughing.

Hisoka walked my way, Killua was getting his hands bandaged and Gon was talking to Razor about his father. My beautiful ass? Still trembling from so much fun, but at this point who'd care.

"It seems like you had a fun time watching Y/N~☆"

"Who are you even?" My s/c hand whipped a tear away from my now flushed cheeks, "Victory for the team?"

"Oh I love doing things in teams though~☆ Specially teams of two~" He sat near me and waved his injured hand in front of me, I instinctively grabbed the first aid kit that was delivered to me as soon as the game ended. But then my eyes loomed over the fuchsia haired man.

"Do I look like your maid?"

Art By: 真希 (www.pixiv.net/en/users/945215)

Author's Note: OMG ALMOST 100K, SO I WAS THINKING I SHOULD MAKE LIKE A SPECIAL CHAPTER(NOT RELATED TO THIS PLOT) TO CELEBRATE(/THANK YOU FOR) THIS...

SO FAR I'M THINKING EITHER 

1.AN AMUSEMENT PARK DATE WITH ILLUMI

2. THE SMUT YOU SINNERS HAVE BEEN ASKING FROM CHROLLO

I SHALL GIVE YOU 48 HOURS TO LIKE GIVE YOUR OPINIONS 

(and then the one with more  "yeah do that" shall be done)

IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD IDEAS ON WHAT YOU WANT COMMENT THEM

SO YEAH DEAR READERS DO VOTE ON MY SUGGESTIONS OR ANY SUGGESTIONS OTHER READERS COMMENT :3

(College started, I am slighty dying haha)