Preference #12

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#12. Reactions to developing a crush 

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Enki: I'm way too healthy to have a heart rate disorder, what's going on

Hajime: I... don't... have... time for this????! 

Hitoshi: *Probably already won over crush and they're going to dinner and movie Friday* 

Honey: ... what?! This is absolutely backwards!! I demand to talk to whoever's running this shit show immediately!

Inori: Uh... oh... uh oh. 

Jyugo: The fuck is this, I feel clammier then usual. UNO???

Kenshirou: *Falls over.* *Dies* AGAIN?? (Musashi: INU CHAN?!?!

Kiji: Oh... oh? Oh, I should go congratulate them, yes. 

Liang: Well, this is... unexpected. 

Mitsuru: Great, time to dust off the charm!! HeRE WE GO!! VROOM VROOM

Musashi: Oh yay *Legitimately happy about it, the fool.*

Nico: Woooooooooooooooow, right on time! *Referring to the fact that in anime most of the main characters are teenagers* 

Noriko: This is new. 

Qi: DON'T LET UPA OR LIANG KNOW

Rock: The best way to a heart is through their stomach! 

Ruka: Oh, hot biscuits- fuck. 

Samon: Conceal, don't feel. Conceal, don't feel... POOF! *Reverts to primate form* 

Seitarou: *Immediately worries about fangirls* *All blood drained from body* 

Tsukumo: Oh. Dear, GOD *He doesn't even know who is, poor baby. He can't be having any crushes!

Trois: Okay, first of all, must take out the competition. 

Uno: Ah, Tuesday again. 

Upa: What the hell is this?!!

Warden: Can I catch a break?!! 

Yamato: *Communicates his feelings immediately and respects if they aren't reciprocated* 


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