"I like you... can I put a ring on it?"
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In which Jacob attempts a lyric prank on a stranger but ends up falling deeply in love with a Beyonce enthusiast.
Honey honey I can see the stars all the way from here Can't you see the glow on the window pane I can feel the sun whenever you're near Every time you touch me I just melt away
Now everybody ask me why I'm smiling out from ear to ear (They say love hurts) But I know (it's gonna take the real work) Nothing's perfect but it's worth it After fighting through my tears and finally you put me first
Baby it's you You're the one I love You're the one I need You're the only one I see Come on baby it's you You're the one that gives your all You're the one I can always call When I need to make everything stop Finally you put my love on top
Ooh come on baby You put my love on top top top top top You put my love on top Ooh ooh Come on baby You put my love on top top top top top You put my love on top My love on top
Baby I can hear the wind whip past my face As we dance the night away And boy your look it tastes like a night of champagne As I kiss you again and again and again and again
Now everybody ask me why I'm smiling out from ear to ear (They say love hurts) But I know (it's gonna take the real work) Nothing's perfect but it's worth it After fighting through my tears and finally you put me first
Baby it's you You're the one I love You're the one I need You're the only one I see Come on baby it's you You're the one that gives your all You're the one I can always call When I need to make everything stop Finally you put my love on top
Ooh baby You put my love on top top top top top You put my love on top Ooh ooh Come on baby You put my love on top top top top top Put my love on top My love on top
Baby it's you You're the one I love You're the one I need You're the only thing I see Come on baby it's you You're the one that gives your all You're the one that always calls When I need you baby everything stops Finally you put my love on top
Baby you're the one that I love Baby you're all I need You're the only one I see Come on baby it's you You're the one that gives your all You're the one that always calls When I need you everything stops Finally you put my love on top
Baby cause you're the one that I love Baby you're the one that I need You're the only one I see Baby baby it's you You're the one that gives your all You're the one that always calls When I need you everything stops Finally you put my love on top
Baby 'cause you're the one that I love Baby you're the one that I need You're the only one I see Baby baby it's you You're the one that gives your all You're the one that always calls When I need you everything stops Finally you put my love
Baecob I- wow...
That lyric prank failed
But the vine reference was beautiful
Unknown You texted the wrong person to prank with a beyonce song...
And I know.
Vine will always be in my heart.
😔✊
Baecob I can tell.
Anyways....
How much money do you have?
Unknown Uhhh... about sIxTy nINE ceNTs
Baecob Oop- yOu kNoW wHaT tHaT mEaNs 😏
Unknown i dOnT hAvE eNoUGh mOnEy fOr cHiCkEn nUgGeTs 😭😭😭
Baecob There's only one race...
The human race
Unknown *slaps* wHaT aBoUt nAsCaR
Baecob lOoK aT aLl tHoSe cHiCkEns
Unknown Hey- I have something to tell you. I'm lesbian
Baecob i tHoUgHt yOu wErE aMerIcaN
Unknown Sike I'm canadian and a gay boiiii
Baecob Wait... really?
Unknown Yup. Vancouver bitch
Baecob OMG I'M CANADIAN TOO! Toronto
Unknown Holy shit! I think we're soulmates
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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
How's the crack y'all?
My humor's a bit odd but it works...
I PURPLE YOU ALL MY LOVELY LITTLE CUBS!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
