"I like you... can I put a ring on it?"
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In which Jacob attempts a lyric prank on a stranger but ends up falling deeply in love with a Beyonce enthusiast.
Baecob Well... I attempted to send the stranger Beyonce's Love on Top. But I texted a Beyonce fan. And a Canadian one at that. So I got a vine reference and the whole fucking song sent to me before I could even type the second line.
Sunwho❓ Well damn... That was a fail. But a win on the vine. And oh no... Another Canada boy
Baecob Okay- But there's tea. This Beyonce fan sorta kinda calls me baby and I dunno how to feel about it. He says he's 18 yet he's calling ME who is older than him by a whole fucking year.... baby. THE AUDAUCITY!
Sunwho❓ Bruh- It's just flirting... Chillax mah d00d...
Baecob I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MY GENDER!!! OR MY NAME! I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME! THE FUCK!?
Sunwho❓ Does he think that he's texting a girl cus that'd be fucking hilarious. Also- ewww heterosexual shit
Baecob He said he's gay
Sunwho❓ What a relief... No need for my friend to text a straight boy. And about his nameㅡ ask him And tell him yours.
If he ends up being a creepy old man who wants to sell your liver on the Black Market I'll cut him... kay?
Baecob Oh hell no! I refuse! I ain't giving him shit!
Sunwho❓ Oh coME oOoOnN! I bet that he's the age he says he is. I'll bet my left lung that this will get you a friend. NOW PLEASE FOR MY FUCKING SANITY JUST PRETEND THAT YOU LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND FUCKING JUST TEXT HIM!
Baecob Well damn... Fine...
I'll text him...
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Late night updates are always fun...
Hope y'all enjoy this crackhead shit...
Anyways...
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