Lucky Wittle Wabbit (Io Shirai X British OC)

Preview of The Deathmatch

~With Finley; Friday~

Everyone has arrived and there were multiple cameramen out on Jimmy's backyard. There was even a limousine style Jeep for us to arrive in and Scalxrd was there! What's he doing here?!

Me: What's going on Scalxrd!

Scalxrd: Brilliant, man.

Me: What are you doing here?

Scalxrd: Gonna perform your team to the ring out there.

Me: Nice. It's almost night time so, let's get in Jimmy's house and get in our gear. Io?

Io: Let's go.

We went in Jimmy's house and we were met by Ridge, Danny, and Jimmy.

~1 hour later~

We went first because we were the challengers and when we were about to enter, Scalxrd performed our new song in the vignette!

Scalxrd: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! YEAH!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! YEAH!

I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! YEAH!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT! WHAT I WANT!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! YEAH!

I can do what ever the fuck I decide to
Run up shit
Like they tear em out
We don't lie yeah
Spend my cash loud
Fuck with it
That some right juice
Take my dear own life
Think I smile, he don't like to
Um
I don't have a mind
I'm so impatient
I was planning to kill myself and then I made it
Then I knew exactly where my faith is
They trying me to fucking be the same pace
Bought to kill a show tonight
Got myself a private date
When I blew up overnight
I got pulled to change my life

We rolled up in the limousine in street fighting gear:

I was wearing classic 1850's gangster clothes with suspenders and a chapeau hat.

Io was in a black cut off tank top above her beautiful stomach with ripped jean short shorts with sexy fishnets, knee pads and high top converse shoes. She almost looked like a Japanese version of AJ Lee and THAT'S HOT AS HELL!

(A/N: Even though there are rumors surrounding her returning on either Raw and Smackdown, I wanted to pay tribute to how much of trailblazer she was in the women's division. And to be honest, I think she's underrated.)

Ridge and Danny dressed the same as me, but in white tank tops with trench coats.

Jimmy Havoc dressed in his signature ring gear with a new gothic mask.

He was the best for last because he had a red children's wagon with all the hardware we wanted: the barbed wire wrapped tables, chairs, kendo sticks, baseball bats with thumbtacks either glued to almost all of them and regular chairs, kendo sticks, and tables.

Jimmy fucking Havoc was bringing in toys for us to play with, and they're not for kids under 18.

Bàlor Club arrived but this time in a pickup truck with a Bàlor Club flag which I thought was really cool. They got out of the truck. They were all in street fight clothes and a ref was there to straighten up the match before it began.

We grabbed a weapon of our choosing from the wagon and it was going to be brilliant.

I chose a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat with thumbtacks.

Io chose the same but with the chair.

Ridge and Danny chose the barbed wire wrapped kendo sticks in one hand while Jimmy had both in his hands. We were ready for battle.

Finn: Face it Finley, you don't stand a chance.

Me: Says the lad with the short dick!

Referee: Enough. The rules are you must win by pinfall or submission anywhere. There are no disqualifications and no count outs. Which either team wins are the winners of this Deathmatch. It all begins NOW!

To be continued...