Genshin Impact Oneshots

What Happened?!💠Drabble

Xiao's version is my favorite
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ZHONGLI

           The small seelie in their hand cradles itself carefully from the pharmacy. Why must Mr. Receptionist be sick? There's just so many people! Y/n whined mentally.
          "Y/n!" The figure hears a shout from behind, and my, my, Xiao had appeared before them.
"Is there something wrong?" They tilted their head. His hand immediately grabbed theirs.
"Re- Zhongli needs your help. He has... he has..."

          "-become a child," Aether looked down on the male, and Childe... had a lollipop on his hand, trying to lure Zhongli to him. Xiao put on his mask, glaring at the harbringer. He is looking a little more... disgusting, Xiao menaced.
"Xiao."
"Yes. I can see. Punishment will be served."

          Aether tried to stop them from fighting, and Keqing was about to embrace the boy, when he suddenly found Y/n, looking down at his child figure with a smile. Zhongli, whose eyes went to their lovers' immediately started running over to them, slightly tripping over his now-oversized clothes.
He hugged them close, small hands trying to wrap around their one leg. Xiao stared at the two of them, holding his mask, blushing madly at the scene. Childe looked at the two, whining.
          Y/n crouched down, and Zhongli gladly let himself get carried by his lover.
"Mommy/Daddy~" Zhongli burrowed his face on Y/n's chest, and Y/n chuckled lightly, patting his head, and rocking.
Y/n looked away for a minute, snickering along with Keqing and Aether.

Childe ruined the moment though.

          "Is that a bedroom thi-?" A flying cabbage hit his face by the 'mother/father' themselves.
"No it's not, you dirty weasel."

KAEYA

           "I wonder what Kaeya is doing today..."
Y/n mused as they carry a sack of cryo artifacts from Dragonspine.
Suddenly, they were met with a hand on ther shoulder, and Y/n immediately looked behind, catalyst in hand as they let out a few puffs of fire from their hands.

          "Easy now. It is just me."

Y/n stared at the red-haired man with a tilt in their head.
"You need help on what exactly?" Carefully, Diluc took out something from inside the coat. It was... blue, and furry...

            "I think I can tell the story. Did Albedo ask Kaeya to drink a potion? Did Diona ask Albedo for something disgusting to place in Liquor and this was the result? Or was Kaeya just stupid?" The furry cat whined.
"He came by the Winery like this, scratched my coat, tore my dress shirts, and lastly, drank wine in the cellar," Y/n facepalmed.

"I mean... I can see Kaeya doing those, even if he's not a cat," said the figure.

           "Alright. I'll take him.  Well then, Please follow-up Albedo for me. I have to warm up for now."
Y/n waved goodbye to the male, and onto their house.

Y/n walked to their room, and sat the cat on the bed, covered in blankets. "I'll be back, alright?"

          Undressing to more comfortable clothes, Y/n stared at themselves, blushing. "K-kaeya is a cat now... he is an adorable cat now..."

           Y/n blushed, wearing a big fluffy hoodie for sleepwear, and they walked out, the blue furry baby not in their bed.
"Meow," they hear a familiar voice, and their ears were sought, kitty licks, and small nibbles coming along with his ambush. A soft tail wrap around their leg, and his arms held Y/n in place.

            "Spoil your little kitten please," Kaeya dove to the bed, bringing Y/n along.
Only Celestia knows if that was a beg for the author to write a smut or a beg of wholesomeness.
One thing was for sure. Y/n would be blaming Albedo for the potion, and Kaeya for their soreness.

XIAO

           Y/n softly ran through the snow of Dragonspine. "Xiao is missing... maybe he's here... he loves snow doesn't he?"
They trudged through the snow, killing every hilichurl on their path, when suddenly, they feel a warmth.
It was a warm orange seelie, finding its way to its court. Y/n followed it, their warmth welcoming, and kind. Upon reaching the court, Y/n found a seelie of teal, much like their companion.
"Another... seelie?" Y/n looked at their gold seelie, shrugging together.

After taking the remains of the exclusive chest, they held out a hand for the seelie in teal.
Is this... I should try... maybe it is Xiao. Did he get transformed? Is he okay? How do I reverse this? Will a kiss work?!
           So many thoughts went through their head, that they softly kissed the seelie's temple, and whispered softly to the seelie,

"Xiao? Is this you?"

          "What?" A voice came from behind them.

Y/n didn't want to look around.

          "Y/n?" They slowly turned around, still holding the seelie. Lo and behold, Xiao, eating snow. He looked at the figure in a coat, and down to the seelie in teal, and back up at their face, which became red.

            "I-i'm sorry- I didn't uh mean to-" The panic in their eyed was of great interest to Xiao. "You're interesting, kissing a seelie you thought that was me," Xiao said, wrapping his arm around their waist, and hand tilting chin towards his face.
          "my lips are here."

DILUC

          "Oh dear..." Y/n giggled, looking down at the red cat in the room.
"A majestic cat... I never thought Diluc would have one," Y/n smiled. Suddenly, the eagle perched on their shoulder, and they almost flinched. On its beak was a letter, regarding about Diluc's inability to be with them as he had fallen ill.

          "Where is he?" Y/n tilted their head... and looked at the cat who hesitantly raised a paw.
Y/n looked back at the cat.
"Oh... well, I'm here already, sadly."

           "Will you let me take care of you?" Diluc looked at the figure, nodding. Funny... he didn't even hesitate... I guess I'm the only one who knew  about it and he's okay with that?

Y/n reached out to his head, when Diluc moved them to his mouth, not biting hard, but resisting them to make another move. Y/n tilted their head.

          Y/n cooked him dinner, namely fish, marinated and cooked to perfection, and gave him his usual grape juice.
Then, Y/n watched Diluc try to eat, before helping him. God, that glare was hilarious.
Y/n made sure to give him one of Diona's snacks, and never did they thought that Diluc would be liking it.
          His eyes would soften the more Y/n fed him.
Finally, Y/n brushed his teeth, and Diluc was embarrassed to make them do the work He'll have to repay them somehow.

          Before Y/n went to sleep, he walked over to their bedroom, seeing the h/c-haired figure, dressed in nightgown/nightshirt. He immediately jumped to their lap, and stood, trying to get his head on their hand.
Y/n smiled softly, petting his head, scratching his ears, his chin, and Diluc never knew how good it felt. He started to purr, liking the way they spoil him.

"You know Diluc?" The red cat looked towards the figure. "I'm... kinda glad I get to take care of you..."
The cat tilted his head. "Well then- let's get some rest. Hopefully you forget about what happened..."

          That didn't come true, but Y/n was met with a lovely sight of Diluc on their arms, head on their chest, and a soft smile on his lips.
It would have been lovely if he wasn't naked though lol.