Genshin Impact Oneshots

Alberto ✨ Y/n (shtpost)

I WAS TRYING TO STOP MYSELF FROM USING PUNCTUATION MARKS HAHAHAHA
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Buhoo UwU He likes Barbara more than me y/n said as she stalks her one and only love who was stalking why wont Alberto notice me? Im so much prettier than that Bible obsessed grinch Y/n says flipping her shiny silky cascading hair while her e/c orbs glare at the man Hoohoo I would devote my life to you and you alone because Im not obsessed with barbatos y/n ran away crying because she never gets noticed 😭

Oh my god i got myself a cryo vision because the tsaritsa wants me to get the man I grinned looking at the vision If Alberto likes idols I'll become one myself so i started humming then suddenly the anemo archon told me that i should be an idol then he made me an idol and now alberto loves me hahahhaa in your face barbara i got your simp then i confessed to him how i felt and we kissed and we lived happilg ever after

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I lost braincells.