The Fifth Time's a Charm

Chapter Fourteen : I ain't Killing that!

"IYAHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HIDEOUS BEAST!!"  I screamed from the top of my lungs as I ran away.

"Oh come on Elvira its just a cockroach~

You've trained for two years so you're strong enough, so slay it."

"YEAH A COCKROACH BIGGER THAN ME THAT CAN FLY!"

"AHHH ITS COMING CLOSER! HELP ME GRANNY ORA!!"

Lets start from the begining..

Two years ago when I was just five, I executed my plan of a grand escape. While I was roaming around the woods, Dumbnelius thought it was a good idea to give me a pill.

I thought it was a strengthening pill so I drank it. Come to turn out it was a beauty pill with the side effect of being weak after ingestion for 24 hours.

Not only is it a hassle to look even more beautiful than Guinevere already is. One of the side effects is a momentarily no use of magic.

F*ck

I heard the Royal Knights so I did my best to run away. When I was far enough I collapsed to the ground and fainted.

When I woke up I was in a beautiful cottage.

That's when I met Granny Ora and her husband Granpapa Oz. They took me in. Granny Ora specializes in Alchemy and Granpapa Oz specializes in swordsmanship.

It wasn't until 6 months later that I found out that they were old like ancient old. Granny Ora is a Witch. Witches are myths but obviously not anymore since I found out I live with one.

She also taught me magic.

Granpapa Oz is the first black knight who killed the Impurity King many many years ago.

I thought Alchemy was hard but it was basically being a scientist all over again. But easier since in the modern world, there ain't no magic!

The only reason I died as a scientist was because some idiot combined bleach and ammonia. Toxic gases were released and soon followed by an explosion. The person who did it was in the toilet and I was left to deal with it so yeah. You could imagine how that went out:

1😀-2😦-3😧-4😵-5💀-The end⚰

Granny Ora taught me recipes and mixtures and I also taught her many that I know.

Granpapa Oz is a great teacher in swordsmanship. Though the weapon I picked was a Glaive, it was pretty close to my naginata. He also taught me how to create my own weapon since he too has creation magic.