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(a/n: Should I be writing a full chapter? yes. Am I currently doing that? Absolutely not.)

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(y/n): Never have I ever...been grounded by my parents.

Sasha, face palming: Every time! They make orphan jokes every time and they always win!

Jean, horrified: I-

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Zhongli: (y/n), what does thot mean?

(y/n), sensing the opportunity to stir up chaos: Ah, you don't know? It means a very thoughtful person.

*later*

Zhongli: Thank you for helping me out, Childe. You're such a thot.

Childe, wheezing: I'm a what-

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Kaeya, at some point, probably: I hate myself, but god, i'm fabulous.

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Scara: I have feelings for you.

(y/n): You do?

Scara: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.

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Diluc: What did you do?

Kaeya: I'll tell you, but you can't be mad at me.

Diluc: What. Did you do?

Kaeya: Okay, well first off, I was minding my own business-

Diluc, slamming the table: LIES!

Kaeya: I WAS!!

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(y/n), to Childe: wanna see how tough I am?

(y/n): *punches the wall*

Childe:

(y/n):

(y/n), holding back tears: Take me to Jean please-

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Xiao, recording videos of the group: I have no intention of making friends.

Xiao, playing videogames with everyone: You're all meaningless to me.

Xiao, going out of his way to get coconut milk for Qiqi: Friends are a distraction.

Xiao, in a group hug with (y/n), Albedo and Venti: Disgusting. 

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(y/n): help! I told Sasha I'd cook dinner tonight, but I have no idea how to cook!

Albedo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help because...?

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Childe: I have an idea.

Zhongli: no murder

Childe: I no longer have an idea.

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