TNT as Teachers

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Jiaqi: Music Teacher who makes everything too difficult

Jiaqi= okay guys, today you're gonna learn to sing like me...at a perfect pitch that can break glass. Who wants to go first?

*No student raises their hand*

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Chengxin: History teacher who makes everything personal

Chengxin=everyone has the right to freedom, including me and including you. But not kids because if you give them freedom, they always overuse it. Like how those silly kids I raised now want to talk back to me. Worse still Jiaqi doesn't even say anything and leaves all the work to me. Why!? Now I'm always stressed...

Students: *looking at each other awkwardly*

Chengxin= *clears throat* anyway lets go on.

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Yaxuan: English literature teacher who gets too emotional

Yaxuan=so before we read the book, I will first explain to you the plot. Marvin Goody is a character who goes to war and dies leaving behind a wife and two kids. *About to cry* imagine how his family must have felt. How would you feel? *Crying*

Student=Kleenex sir???

Yaxuan=thank you!

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Yaowen: biology teacher who doesn't know what he's doing

Yaowen=so today we're learning about the human skeleton. I'm pretty sure the skull shape determines what your face looks like so obviously my skull is better than yours.

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Zhenyuan: of course strict English Grammar

Zhenyuan=listen up kids, if any of you make a grammatical mistake in my class, you're out of here.

Students= *gulping in fear*

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Haoxiang: math teacher to make people's lives miserable

Haoxiang= (walks in) pop quiz!

Students= (crying)

Haoxiang=trust me, this paper is even worse when you start writing it. *Laughing to himself*

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Junlin: home economics teacher

Junlin=today we are going to learn about food...I know a lot of you know food but do you KNOW food? You better KNOW food because trust me, it's closer than a lover.

Student=this is getting weird.

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