Married to Haoxiang

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You: no

You: not this again

You: Haoxiang put the knife down!

Haoxiang: *slowly puts knife down*

You: what did I say last time?

Haoxiang: "don't murder your neighbours when they annoy you"

You: good. This is better than last time when I had to struggle to get the knife away from you.

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