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A bunch of pick-up lines that I'm not even sure if it works in real life part 2

Rosie's turn

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Rosie: *crouches*

Jennie: Excuse me what are you doing?

Rosie: I'm tying your shoes.

Jennie: What? Why?

Rosie: *stood up and winked*

Rosie: Cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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Jennie: Can you please stop following me?

Rosie shook her head hard like it would fall any minute.

Jennie: And why?

Rosie: Cause my mom told me, "Roseanne, dear, follow your dreams"

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Rosie: Excuse me...

Jennie: Me? Yes?

Rosie: Could you please take me to the nearest bakery?

Jennie: Uh... su-sure.

Rosie: Really? Thanks! Because I'm suddenly craving for a cutie pie like you.

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Rosie: Jennie unnie

Jennie: yes?

Rosie; Do you like sleeping?

Jennie: yes

Rosie: would you like to do it with me?

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Rosie: Unnie?

Jennie: yes, Rosie?

Rosie: what do you plan to do after college?

Jennie: attend graduate school

Rosie: sounds boring

Jennie: and you? what do you want to do?

Rosie: Me? I want to be your wife

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Rosie: Unnie, you want a hug?

Jennie looked at the girl and shook her head.

Jennie: No thanks.

Rosie: Did you even hear what I asked you?

Jennie: Of course

Rosie: Then what is it?

Jennie: You want a hug?

Rosie: Sure!

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Rosie: Jennie unnie, do you like geometry?

Jennie: It's fine

Rosie: oh... if you're a triangle, you'd be acute one

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Jennie: Awwww. There are no stars out there tonight.

Rosie: well, I see one standing right here beside me.

Rosie:  Actually, I've already got a galaxy inside my pocket.

Jennie: And why is that?

Rosie: Simple. I keep those stars that fall every time I think of you.

Rosie: And if ever a star like you fall for me, I wouldn't mind letting go of the galaxy and keep you instead.

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Rosie: Hope you like coffee?

Jennie: I don't mind

Rosie: Good! Because I like you a latte 

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Rosie: Hey... There is something wrong about the music chart this week. Did you notice?

Jennie: Uh no... What's wrong?

Rosie: They didn't have you listed as the hottest single.

Jennie: Then that makes the two of us.

Rosie: You said something, unnie?

Jennie: Nothing

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Jennie: *was busy fixing something*

Rosie: *busy admiring Jennie*

Jennie: *Not even looking* Could you give me a hand?

Rosie: Sure! *grabs Jennie's hand and holds it*

Jennie: *looks at Rosie with her adorable gummy smile* You're cute for doing so, but that's not what I meant , Love.

Rosie: oh! I can give you my other hand too! 

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Rosie: Unnie

Jennie: hmm?

Rosie: What's after I love you 1?

Jennie: I love you 2

Rosie: ehe, I love you more!







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What would happen if Rosie really uses cheesy pick-up lines in real life? hahahahaha

Note that these pick-up lines are what I see from the internet. 

I have at least 5 days of rest means no classes
( ꈍᴗꈍ) I'll try to post little updates and maybe work on bigger updates I know some of you are waiting for those.

Thanks for reading, Loves ❤

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