SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
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Private Message—TheOgler, MMAChampion
MMAChampion: bestieee
TheOgler: what up
MMAChampion: my ex just popped up on my tinder🫢
TheOgler: UH UH
MMAChampion: YES HE LITERALLY SHOWED UP TALKIN BOUT SOME "you know what it do🤪 #BlackLivesMatter"
TheOgler: HE?????
MMAChampion: I'm not too inexperienced in that department if you know what I'm saying
MMAChampion: I'm dying the hashtag tho bro😭
TheOgler: 😭
TheOgler: did you talk to him?
MMAChampion: HELL NAW
MMAChampion: what would I say? "Hey mamas lemme get the snap" eff that
TheOgler: 💀😭
TheOgler: you need to quit
MMAChampion: I quit him and that's enough
MMAChampion: anyway what are you doing
TheOgler: me and Ro were watching a movie but he fell asleep in my lap
MMAChampion: pics or it didn't happen
TheOgler: Hell. No.
MMAChampion: damn I was so close to see your soft side😔 another day then
TheOgler: anyway what are you doing on tinder????
MMAChampion: looking for a Betty to eat my moms spaghetti
MMAChampion: she added meatballs this time too😙
TheOgler: I don't even know where you live but I'm coming over Ro is too
MMAChampion: no? That's my spaghetti?
MMAChampion: I'll send you a plate or something but I'm not washing 57 million dishes
TheOgler: YOU ARE LIKE PAPA🖕🏾
MMAChampion: I'll let you keep the Tupperware
TheOgler: you a g
MMAChampion: 😐
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Group Chat—The Many Colors of the Rainbow
SirFrancis: who here had a straight phase???
Sin/CinnamonRoll: me
jonoyoudont: meee
PirateCosplayer: we went through one together 🫱🏻🫲🏼
PirateCosplayer: YO YOU CAN LITERALLY CHANCE THE SKINTONES OF THE HANDS BRO
SirFrancis: NUH UH
PirateCosplayer: DO IT
SirFrancis: 🫱🏼🫲🏾 ROLLER IM SHAKING HANDS WITH YOU
Ball: Roller can not come to the phone right now. Roller has important business to attend to, such as not listening to your dumbassery.
SirFrancis: Im telling your mom
Ball: do it she'll laugh in your face
Nerd: I actually never thought I was straight, just that I was supposed to be. Like I was doing something wrong.
Nerd: Now, I'm dating the greatest guy with the greatest eyes I've ever met.
SirFrancis: 🥹
vroomvroom: YOUR ASS BETTER NOT FOLD KELLY
Icheal: neither did I
TiroCalliente: I did
Icheal: that's both expected and shocking
flirter: that's what she said
TiroCalliente: Why? Because I'm obsessed with you? Because I want to touch you every second of the day? Because I'm helplessly in love and devoted to you?
Icheal: how did you make speaking in caps attractive...
Icheal: I know understand how Jack feels
vroomvroom: stay strong man
Ball: you know one woman that is just so fine
BartholomewIII: who
speck: like how you just came onto the chat for that
flirter: that's what she said
Ball: Doja Cat
BartholomewIII: you right you right
SirFrancis: lowkey...👀
vroomvroom: uh oh
speck: well, there goes jacks life
Gush: pray for him Elmer
Sin/CinnamonRoll: why?
Icheal: oh Davey gets hella jealous
Sin/CinnamonRoll: no way! Jack's talked about guys and women on this chat before and Davey was completely fine
vroomvroom: what happened right after that?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: damn if I know
Gush: Jack disappears for a few hours
Gush: it's because Davey and him are either busy making out or Davey forces him down with cuddles
Gush: it's an ego thing I think
Sin/CinnamonRoll: no that makes sense
Ball: moo moo moo moo mOO MOO MOO
Ball: ugh I love her
Ball: anyway I once had a boyfriend named LaDarius
karofskylol: !!!
vroomvroom: there's no way
vroomvroom: you're gayer than me
Ball: yeah I'm not proud of it either because men
vroomvroom: yeah men suck
flirter: that's what he said
Glasses: You need to stop.
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