SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
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Nerd: Jack was a teenage dirtbag, right?
SirFrancis: no
speck: yeah we all were
speck: except for you and specs and mush and blink
speck: blink actually played sports
PirateCosplayer: yeah but who actually got a scholarship to college😐
speck: yeah but who actually gives a shit😐
Gush: anyway yeah Jack was a teenage dirtbag
SirFrancis: yeah but I got good grades and stuff
*insertmemeshere*: as someone who's still in that portion of life, that doesn't matter
*insertmemeshere*: you were a fucking nuisance
SirFrancis: nuh uh
WalkingStick: remember the broken water fountain?
vroomvroom: and the time Weasel broke his foot?
flirter: or that time weasel woke up with make up on?
SirFrancis: to be fair, Katherine helped me with that
Nerd: How about the time you started smoking in class? Just opened the window and everything.
SirFrancis: wah- we didn't even go to the same school when that happened
vroomvroom: there was also that time you broke Ro's skateboard because you purposely crashed into the wall of a bodega
WalkingStick: Ooh or when he made out with that statue
Glasses: Jack, you're extra room is a rage room for you. We hear you laughing all the time.
vroomvroom: I think that has more to do with his psyche
Nerd: You made out with a statue?
SirFrancis: ...
SirFrancis: No?
Nerd: Don't lie to me.
SirFrancis: ...I didn't NOT make out with a statue...
Nerd: Sigh.
PirateCosplayer: by that definition Race is a teenage dirtbag too
vroomvroom: well duh
vroomvroom: you don't learn natural speed for nothing
vroomvroom: the cops are still looking for someone named "Wendy Nuzfitinurmuth"
Nerd: What?
speck: "When deez nuts fit in your mouth"
speck: he thinks it's hilarious
vroomvroom: it's hilarious
flash: don't quit you day job, man
karofskylol: lol
karofskylol: y'all were rowdy as hell in school tho
karofskylol: like just sit down
Glasses: says the most stereotypical bully in history but okay...
SirFrancis: Spot went through a grunge phase
speck: yeah no shit
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Private Message—Mr. Montana, Oscar
Mr. Montana: Ozzy
Mr. Montana: I made a picrew
Oscar: a what?
Mr. Montana: It's like this website that lets you make a cartoon version of yourself
Mr. Montana: Wanna see it later?
Oscar: I'd love to
Mr.Montana: remind me to show it to you
Oscar: I'll make one too
Oscar: I like copying you
Mr. Montana: awwww youre adorable
Oscar: not as adorable as you are
Mr. Montana: oh honey. I may be handsome, but no one in the world amounts to how cute you are
Oscar: oh, baby, please. You put kittens to shame
Mr. Montana: it is pretty hard to beat kittens...
Oscar: mhmmm
Mr. Montana: fine, you win. But I've got you next time
Oscar: 😂sure you do bug, sure you do
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