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SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
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vroomvroom: SHORT MEN MATTER

Icheal: yo who likes short guys fr

vroomvroom: ...

Sin/CinnamonRoll: ...

CarrotTopIsOffensive: ...

Glasses: ...

Nerd: ...

SirFrancis: hold tf up-

WalkingStick: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

speck: short guys are hot
speck: just ask Books

Icheal: no they're not
Icheal: name one hot short dude

vroomvroom: Bruno Mars

Icheal: ...
Icheal: the exception

SirFrancis: I am not short

Nerd: You're shorter than me. But it's okay, baby, it's cute.
Nerd: YOU GUYS, HE BLUSHED.

vroomvroom: NO

Sin/CinnmonRoll: WHY?!

flirter: BROOOOO

Icheal: I WANNA CUSS YOU OUT SO BAD RN BRO YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE

Gush: I'm not going to your meetings anymore shaking my head

CarrotTopIsOffensive: did he just type out smh-

speck: meetings?

TiroCalliente: what meetings?

Nerd: They have meetings where they discuss their stresses about us flirting with them at my apartment. I always come home to them.

SirFrancis: dammit Davey your not supposed to tell them

Glasses: oh that's adorable

TiroCalliente: what's wrong Ike? Did I make you blush too hard?

Icheal: 🖕🏽

speck: you two have a little bit of a lot of explaining to do

vroomvroom: I don't even know what they're talking about tbh I just be here

Sin/CinnamonRoll: I actually don't know what they're talking about since I'm never invited to those meetings

speck: right. sure.

Nerd: Did you guys eat today?

vroomvroom: I made an omelet:D

Sin/CinnamonRoll: yep

TiroCalliente: yeah

Glasses: blueberry pancakes (thanks ro)

flirter: what they said (np)

speck: hotdog

Icheal: eggs

Gush: left overs

SirFrancis: ...

Nerd: Jack?

SirFrancis: ...I forgot

Nerd: Jackie, please eat something.

SirFrancis: I checked the cabinets and there's nothing I want to eat tho so I'm not hungry

Nerd: Jack, that's not a reason to not eat.
Nerd: What are you craving?

SirFrancis: idk something sweet but not donuts

Nerd: Okay. There's not much to go off on since you don't like donuts today. How about crepes? Or a beignet?

SirFrancis: no those taste like donuts

karofskylol: no they don't
karofskylol: what's up with him why's he bashing every good thing I love

WalkingStick: Jack and Davey have odd appetites. Davey won't eat something because he thinks it disgusting even though he had and loved eating it before. I once saw him gag at a burger commercial

Ball: Jack is the same basically expect he'll crave certain types of food that range between spicy, sour, sweet, and salty

karofskylol: so they're picky but in different ways?

Ball: yeah

WalkingStick: exactly

SirFrancis: we got pancakes🥳

Glasses: where are you guys rn

Nerd: I am on my way back from buying pancakes.

SirFrancis: I'm setting the table

Nerd: Thank you, love.

vroomvroom: LOOKIN OUT A DIRTY OLD WINDOW

CarrotTopIsOffensive: OUTSIDE SEEIN ALL THE CARS GO RUSHIN BY

#2: oh hey I'm listening to that song rn:)

BartholomewIII: me too

#2: 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

BartholomewIII: 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

pins: YOU GUYS FRANKLINS WALKING EEEE
pins: HES SO CUTE

TommyBoy: we never discussed how these two named a turtle after a cartoon turtle

*insertmemeshere*: well we thought about Leo, Donnie, Ralph, or Mikey, but Buttons didn't get the reference

vroomvroom: WHAT

CarrotTopIsOffensive: YOUVE NEVER SEEN TMNT

SirFrancis: I've never seen it either

vroomvroom: HUHHHHHH

CarrotTopIsOffensive: 😧

SirFrancis: what?

*insertmemeshere*: you...missed out on your entire childhood

CarrotTopIsOffensive: I can't believe this.

vroomvroom: what the hell did you do for half your life

SirFrancis: I was too busy trying not to die and find the right home
SirFrancis: or I was busy trying not to get killed by my foster father
SirFrancis: I'm gonna go.

vroomvroom: oh no

Nerd: I'll be there in a minute, baby.
Nerd: You guys really need to work on thinking about what you say. We had this conversation the other day.

CarrotTopIsOffensive: sorry Jack

vroomvroom: we're sorry

*insertmemeshere*: we didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Nerd: I'll let him know.
Nerd: You guys should tell him that to his face, though.
Nerd: I'm out.

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