SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey———————————————————————
vroomvroom: Well SPOT. You still looking for Flik?
speck: what
speck: why would I be looking for Flik, he's in Jersey
speck: are you high again?Nerd: I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Sin/CinnamonRoll: it's from A Bugs Life
CarrotTopIsOffensive: you're so uncultured Conlon
speck: crap whatd I do you only call me Conlon when I did something
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I don't know? Do I do that?
jonoyoudont: Albert are you at work?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: yeah?
jonoyoudont: but you're not doing your job?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: ARE UOU WATCHING ME OR SOMEYHING WHAT THE HELL
*insertmemeshere*: another day, another breakdown
SirFrancis: you okay?
*insertmemeshere*: oh for sure just sad because I realized I'm gonna eventually be old and crusty
ThePickleMan: you're not gonna be crusty
*insertmemeshere*: watch😭I'll lose my teeth and my hair
*insertmemeshere*: I CANT LOSE MY HAIR HENRY ITS ALL I HAVE GOING FOR MEpins: finch you use two different towels for your hair alone, and you put natural stuff in it, like, once a week
ThePickleMan: and you brush your teeth everyday with something that some how makes them stronger you're not losing your teeth
TommyBoy: at this point you'll be the finest old guy alive
*insertmemeshere*: but what if I lose my mind?!
pins: why would you lose your mind?
*insertmemeshere*: idk I just feel like complaining
Nerd: You know, Jack's really adorable.
flash: WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP DOING THIS
flash: GOT DAMN.vroomvroom: I don't see it
WalkingStick: me either he's kinda annoying to me
SirFrancis: Gee whiz aren't you two the nicest guys in all of Manhattan😑
Icheal: explain why you find the troll attractive David
SirFrancis: why do you all bully me😭✋🏼
Nerd: He just has really adorable habits, you know? Like when he's reading, he mouths the words, as if he's mumbling them. Or when he's talking about what he loves—it's like watching a kid in a candy store. And when he flirts, he always ends with a wink or biting his lip, and it rarely ever works, but it's cute to watch.
Nerd: See? Adorable.
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