Unhinged- a Newsies Chatfic

Secret Dates

SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
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TommyBoy: IN A MINUTE

*insertmemeshere*: IMMA NEED A

TommyBoy: SENTIMANTAL MAN OR WOMAN

*insertmemeshere*: TO PUMP ME UP

TommyBoy: FEELING FLOSSY WALKIN IN MY

*insertmemeshere*: BALENCIUSSYS

TommyBoy: TRYNA BRING OUT THE FAB U LOUS

*insertmemeshere*: CUS I GIVE A FUCK WAY TOO MUCH

TommyBoy: IMMA NEED LIKE

*insertmemeshere*: TWO SHOTS IN MY CUP

TommyBoy: ONE TO GET UP ONE TO GET DOWN

*insertmemeshere*: THATS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

vroomvroom: scattered claps

Sin/CinnamonRoll: scattered claps

jonoyoudont: scattered claps

WalkingStick: scattered claps

pins: scattered claps

*insertmemeshere*: hello everyone!

ThePickleMan: hi love. What's got you so happy?

*insertmemeshere*: Tommy and I are planning something😏hehehe

TommyBoy: we want to go somewhere with you and Buttons

vroomvroom: IT HAPOENED
vroomvroom: JACKY IT HAPPEND

SirFrancis: YES HAHAHAHHAHAHA FINALLY

Nerd: What happened?

vroomvroom: THEY GOT YOGETHER AND ARE HOING ON A DATE

SirFrancis: IM SO EXCITED
SirFrancis: AND I JUST CANT HIDE IT

Nerd: Baby, they've been together for weeks now.
Nerd: Race, you knew that. They told you before.

vroomvroom: oh

SirFrancis: well, I'm still gonna be excited

WalkingStick: okay now you're happy. Why?

SirFrancis: do you not want me to be happy?

WalkingStick: I'm your little brother, even more, the middle child
WalkingStick: it's my job to make sure you suffer

SirFrancis: 😟

Nerd: I'll protect you, Jackie.

WalkingStick: if he's not safe, what makes you think you are?

Nerd: 😟

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Group Chat—The Tripod

*insertmemeshere* added "Tommy Boy" to "The Tripod"

*insertmemeshere* changed "The Tripod" to "The Quadpro"

*insertmemeshere*: we didn't add him:(

TommyBoy: well you did now

pins: what's up?

ThePickleMan: something happen?

TommyBoy: nope
TommyBoy: we just wanted to tell you that you should wear something nice but breathable

pins: where exactly are we going?

*insertmemeshere*: we can't just tell you

TommyBoy: that would ruin the surprise, hun

ThePickleMan: well, tom's driving

*insertmemeshere*: what? Why can't I drive?

ThePickleMan: the day I let you drive is the day I stop eating pastrami on rye bread

pins: you nearly crashed the car last time, finch

TommyBoy: and you don't have a license

*insertmemeshere*: okay! Damn!
*insertmemeshere*: I get it

ThePickleMan: luv u tho

*insertmemeshere*: yeah yeah

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Group Chat—Every Color of the Rainbow

Nerd: Hey, someone didn't change the group chat name.

SirFrancis named "Every Color of the Rainbow" to "Dean Winchester is hot"

Nerd: No.

SirFrancis named "Dean Winchester is hot" to "Every Color of the Rainbow"

Nerd: Good boy.

vroomvroom: y'all like chocolate?

flirter: yep!

Glasses: of course

Nerd: I love it.

Ball: of course I'm walking chocolate

Glasses: 🤣

TommyBoy: I'm allergic sorry

Nerd: 😦

vroomvroom: WHAT

Ball: HOW- YOU- WHY

WalkingStick: y'all really didn't connect the dots when I said he was allergic to roaches?

Ball: WHEN TF WAS THAT

vroomvroom: IM SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT
vroomvroom: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???

TommyBoy: ...alrighty then.

SirFrancis: HES BROKEN

WalkingStick: WHAT

Gush: OMG

Glasses: WHAT YOU DO TO DAVEY

SirFrancis: HES CRYING HELP IDK WHAT HAPPENED TOMMY JUST SAID HE WAS ALLERGIC YO CHOCOLATE AND THEN HE STOPPED COMPUTING

Glasses: omg💀

Gush: DAVEY WAKE UP
Gush: I DONT LIKE THIS
Gush: DAVEY WAKE UPPPPP

speck: stop.