SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Davey: I love Jack's eyes.
SazzyJazzy: go away
Davey: They're green like spring, like the first growing leaf. They remind me of the rain and flowers, but also passion and jealousy. At first I thought I was jealous of his eyes.
Davey: But now I'm just reminded of how beautiful they are. Every time I wake up, the first thing I want to see are his eyes. They're just so amazing. I love them.
Davey: I think that was the first thing I truly noticed about him, his eyes. They're just so green, they're refreshing. They show his ideas and his wants and his needs and I love that about him. I am in love with Jack Kelly.
SazzyJazzy: okay? Is this new? You've been telling me this since junior year of HIGH SCHOOL
SazzyJazzy: did you want something
Davey: I think I'm going to propose.
SazzyJazzy: oh
SazzyJazzy: okay
Davey: That's it?
SazzyJazzy: well I mean I figured you would
Davey: Oh. But what should I do?
SazzyJazzy: well do you have a ring?
Davey: No, and that's why I texted you. I'm not sure what kind of ring to get.
Davey: Like the diamond cut? Band size? I'm clueless.
SazzyJazzy: god you're such a boy
SazzyJazzy: get two: for the engagement ring, make it a gold band with an emerald in the middle—but make sure it doesn't cost too much. You need that money for the wedding ring
SazzyJazzy: THEN get a gold band with a small square cut green diamond on it, like all around it
Davey: Why green and gold?
SazzyJazzy: because your future husband has olive skin. Silver would wash him out
SazzyJazzy: and green because you love his eyes so damn much
Davey: Okay. Thank you. I will do that.
Davey: Now where do I propose?
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Group Chat—Lumiere was named in poor taste
Ball: MY EYES AREEEEEEEEEEEE GREENNNNNNNNN
karofskylol: your eyes are literally brown
Ball: BECAUSE I EAT A LOT OF VEGETABLESSSSSSS
karofskylol: what?
*insertmemeshere*: Eggs are ten fucking dollars.
Ball: IT DONT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDDDDD
Nerd: *Were. Eggs have gotten to $3 at the lowest.
speck: great now if we could just do the same thing for gas
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