PirateCosplayer: historical figure you'd smash go
Nerd: George Byron
SirFrancis: Alexander Hamilton
Ball: Phyllis Wheatley
speck: Shakespeare
PirateCosplayer: 💀
Icheal: ...are you serious? Like actually?
vroomvroom: SHAKESPEARE??????
CarrotTopIsOffensive: that's so wrong😭I don't even know why
Nerd: I would not want to sit next to you in English class.
TheYGuy: he probably sat there salivating over some guy who threw his poop out of the window and drank from the Thames
TiroCalliente: teacher: and William Shakespeare-
Spot: DADDY.
PirateCosplayer: okay so the author DOES still have material to pull out of their pockets
Ball: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ball: noooooo😭😭
Ball: I would fall off of the face of the earth
speck: okay yeah we get it:|
speck: youre just not seeing my vision
SirFrancis: what vision you said Shakespeare💀
Icheal: like bitch you're blind
flash: dude you said Alexander HAmiLtOn
Nerd: I get it.🤷🏻♂️
SirFrancis: I knew you would
WalkingStick: okay wait because he WAS kinda fine✋🏻
WalkingStick: like kinda
CarrotTopIsOkay: like lowkey
TiroCalliente: honestly yeah
Ball: absolutely not he was a terrible human being
TiroCalliente: David chose GEORGE BYRON but Hamilton is the epitome of a terrible human being
Nerd: I just wanna give it a whirl. It would be a screw and shoo. I'm just curious.
SirFrancis: same. I mean Maria was after something🤷♂️
Ball: STOP
speck: 🧍🏻♂️
Mr.Montana: everything I learn about you all is always against my will
karofskylol: stop traumatizing my boyfriend? Like don't do that?
BartTheBarb: remember when my name was BartholomewIII?
Ball: OH MY GOD- no.
Ball: anyway what about you Bart?
BartTheBarb: Marie Antoinette, and then maybe Queen Elizabeth
BartTheBarb: and Marilyn Monroe
vroomvroom: why did most of us choose people who weren't born in America🧍🏼♂️
Sin/CinnamonRoll: I'm not taking a chance on anyone before 1940
Sin/CinnamonRoll: like syphilis was rampant😭and rubber condoms- no. No no no.
Sin/CinnamonRoll: there's so many factors to consider
vroomvroom: hypothetically, if they could come to the future, who?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Alexander graham Bell or Octavian
Ball: does this imply that Elmer's Roman Empire is actually the Roman Empire???
Sin/CinnamonRoll: yes.
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