SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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PirateCosplayer: take a little look into your future with meeeeee
Gush: ooooh ooooooohhhh
Ball: Sometimes I use my cards
Nerd: What cards?
Ball: Well, my minority cards, of course!
Ball: You can use them whenever you want! It's like currency
Nerd: I'm having trouble understanding.
Glasses: OMG YES THE CARDS
Glasses: David how are you a gay Jewish man and unaware of the cards
Nerd: Most people can't tell I'm gay, so I never had a chance to use it.
Nerd: And I take my ethnicity very seriously.
Ball: well think about this:
Ball: hey jack can I total your car?
SirFrancis: no????
Ball: why? Is it bc I'm black?
SirFrancis: I DIDNT SAY THAT I JUST REALLY LIKE MH CAR
SirFrancis: NIT THAT I DONT LIKE YOU YOUR PRACTICALLY MY SISTER
SirFrancis: I JUST MEAN THAT LIKE ITS MY CAR YK
Ball: get the picture?
Nerd: Unfortunately.
Icheal: oh yeah I do that to Shot all the time
Icheal: it's hilarious
Nerd: Why does this exist?
Glasses: bc discrimination is bad and some power is okay to abuse
Glasses: like if someone denies you something, you can use that
Glasses: it works almost everytime
Nerd: What about when it doesn't work?
Glasses: that's how you know that friend is cool, if they say "yes"
Glasses: unless they mean that shit then gtfo
Ball: fr
SirFrancis: what brought this topic?
Ball: I was just thinking about how I have three cards, which is more than all of you individually
SirFrancis: nuh uh
Ball: yuh uh
Ball: I have the race card, the gender card, and the sexuality card
Ball: I'm winning
Glasses: we have the same amount
Ball: twininggggg😘
Glasses: 😘🥰
WalkingStick: omg yes the cards
WalkingStick: I always say "is it bc I'm a crip?" And then watch as someone calls me a crip and enjoy as they dig a hole so deep they drown in underground water
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Crutch this is why you don't have a boyfriend
WalkingStick: why?
WalkingStick: is it because I'm a crip?
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