Impressing The Folks

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SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey

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Group Chat—Roller is the best one here

Roller: um guys how do you impress your partners parents

Spot: you don't

Specs: start off slow

Sarah: be polite

Jack: be yourself:)

Spot: don't do what Jack says I still don't like him

Sarah: the only person in my family that truly loves Jack is Les

Specs: damn not even his boyfriend💀✋🏾

Jack: what you guys like me

Specs: I mean sure your my friend

Sarah: we're in good terms

Spot: I actually still hate you.

Jack: I'll take three out of four

Ball: I mean you ain't all dat

Jack: :(

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Private Chat—Jack, Davey

Jack: Davey

Davey: Who do I have to kill?

Jack: im sorry?

Davey: You very rarely text me with only "Davey". When you do, there's usually something after it.
Davey: So, who am I murdering?

Jack: I'm so confused
Jack: im not even flattered just like "wtf..."
Jack: but your not killing anyone you wouldn't survive an hour in prison before someone would make you their soap partner but anyway
Jack: am I an asshole?

Davey: No, I don't think so. I think you're wonderful, flaws and all.

Jack: thank you now I will have the less bullshit answer

Davey: Did you already make up your mind about this? Because it's hard to give you advice when you've closed your mind.

Jack: i just think that someone of our friend hate me because I'm an asshole and it wouldn't be too far off because I can be one
Jack: like why am I so mean?

Davey: Jack, you're not mean. Of course, there are times when you may seem like a mean person, but everyone has those moments. It comes with being human.
Davey: I've had my fair share of mean moments, but you don't think that makes me a bad person, right?

Jack: no (except for the time you made me study in high school)

Davey: It was finals week!

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