It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
SirFrancis: Jack Nerd: Davey vroomvroom: Race WalkingStick: Crutchie *insertmemeshere*: Finch ThePickleMan: Henry speck: Spot pins: Buttons Glasses: Specs flirter: Romeo Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert BartTheBarb: Bart #2: Mike Icheal: Ike jonoyoudont: JoJo TiroCalliente: Hotshot Gush: Mush PirateCosplayer: Blink TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron TheYGuy: York karofskylol: Oscar JudyMoody: Skittery Ocean: Waves flash: Morris Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Private Chat—Romeo, Specs
Romeo: if one more person says that calling someone by their pronouns is chronically online I'm gonna fuckin lose it.
Specs: what happened babes?
Romeo: okay so I was at my job right and I was literally just talking to Maxwell and Mitzi and we were discussing and Maxwell called Mitzi a she and it was like "no I'm not a she I use it/it's or bun/buns" and I was like "okay that's great to know and I'm glad you told me" and Specs when I tell you I almost punched this motherfucker
Specs: Oh, God. What'd he say?
Romeo: Maxwell was just like "oh you're one of THOSE people" and I was like "wtf are you talking about" and Maxwell was just like "using those pronouns is sooo chronically online I can't believe you use them" and Mitzi was like shocked and I was too and like???? MAXWELL YOURE LIKE FORTY GET OFF TIKTOK
Specs: How was Mitzi? Is buns okay?
Romeo: yeah I checked in with buns and Mitzi said it was fine and that it happens all the time and I was like it shouldn't? You're a human bestie people should treat you as such
Specs: I'm glad it's okay:) Mitzi shouldn't be treated that way
Romeo: I KNOW. I told my manager (who is literally a queen) and she was like "yeah no the company has been trying to get him fired for years but his dad owns the company" I WAS SHOCKED. TO MY CORE.
Specs: not Maxwell being a nepo-baby🙊
Romeo: true but we kinda knew that right? I mean his name is Maxwell and he doesn't go by Max
Specs: completely fair but a little mean
Romeo: sorry but yeah his dad is literally in control of our faction sooo he basically can't get fired (especially since this is learned behavior obviously) Romeo: but I think his dad is bi
Specs: Why?
Romeo: he's just...so bad at hiding it, poor thing Romeo: I'm not 100% sure or anything but he seems SO in love w/ his bestie Mr. Jackson wait I have a picture Romeo:
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