It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
SirFrancis: Jack Nerd: Davey vroomvroom: Race WalkingStick: Crutchie *insertmemeshere*: Finch ThePickleMan: Henry speck: Spot pins: Buttons Glasses: Specs flirter: Romeo Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert BartholomewIII: Bart #2: Mike Icheal: Ike jonoyoudont: JoJo TiroCalliente: Hotshot Gush: Mush PirateCosplayer: Blink TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron TheYGuy: York karofskylol: Oscar JudyMoody: Skittery Ocean: Waves flash: Morris
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Icheal: I'm finding it so hard to believe that Lauren and Lorraine Velez have no relation to Tessa Thompson
vroomvroom: ?? Why
#2:
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They look so much alike
vroomvroom: oh wow
jonoyoudont: mikes been theorizing over this for the past week jonoyoudont: I never should've let you watch New York undercover
flash: oh you guys watch that too? Me and Oscar watch that flash: well when he isn't too busy calling Mikey Kahananui
vroomvroom: OMG WHOOOOOO??????
karofskylol: no one.
Ball: MR. MONTANAAAAAAA
karofskylol: no. karofskylol: and how do you even know his last name
flash: bc I heard you practicing the way to pronounce it at TWO IN THE MORNING. flash: like go tf to sleep oh my god
karofskylol: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE
vroomvroom: DAMN YOURE DOWN BAD
Icheal: I SEE YOU OSCARRRR
#2: OKAYYYYYYY
Ball: PURRRRR
karofskylol: Gosh.
SirFrancis: what's going on?
Nerd: I think Oscar has a boyfriend. Nerd: One of whom I'd like to meet.
karofskylol: he's not my boyfriend! We're just friends. karofskylol: and even if we were, you're NOT meeting him.
Nerd: It's pretty much out of your hands. No disrespect, but I will find out who he is one way or another. Then, he'll go through a series of tests.
karofskylol: tests?
SirFrancis: yep. It's just a dinner with me and davey, some questions, good food. It's all good.
karofskylol: and this is normal?
speck: unfortunately.
TiroCalliente: for some reason.
Ball: I'm told they did the same thing to Katherine with Sarah, and Sarah with Katherine. Ball: Les, Red, and Newbie said they went through it too (Books got out of it bc they forgot)
Nerd: It's tradition.
SirFrancis: just something we do🤷🏻♂️
CarrotTopIsOffensive: they all really do look alike
Icheal: right? Thank Mike for pointing it out
jonoyoudont: don't the man's been talking about it for a week jonoyoudont: I just want to cuddle and eat popcorn when I get home lol
#2: you're right I'm sorry. #2: I just wanted to talk to you about something. I didn't mean to come off as annoying.
Icheal: Excuse me?
TiroCalliente: ruh roh...
jonoyoudont: PM me.
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Private Chat—JoJo, Mike
JoJo: Mikey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say you were annoying. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. JoJo: I don't know what else to say. I'm just sorry for making you feel bad.
Mike: Baby, it's okay. I was just being dramatic.
JoJo: no it's not dramatic to express your feelings, and I'm happy that youre practicing that. Youve come a long way and I'm proud of you
Mike: I'm proud of you too, Jo:) you've gotten better with your confrontation and communication
JoJo: kinda need to have those skills in order to be a cop haha JoJo: but this is about you. I'm sorry.
Mike: Same here. I should be more considerate with what I talk about
JoJo: No, I should be a better listener
Mike: what should we do?
JoJo: well, I secretly enjoy the nights we stay up late talking to each other, and while the Tessa Velez theory is very interesting, you've been discussing it for the past week. I would like to talk about something else, if that's okay
Mike: it is, and totally understandable. Maybe when you get home we can talk more? I just want us to be on the same page
JoJo: yeah I'm on my way now. It was an early day JoJo: I could buy a pizza on my way there and take the day off tomorrow. We'll just stay in
Mike: am I dying? Is JoJo De la Guerra voluntarily taking the day off?
JoJo: ykw? Maybe I'll go into work tomorrow after all
