SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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"Alright, jobs", Jack mumbled to himself, sitting with a newspaper at the breakfast table, a pen ready in hand. "I hate this job, I'll tell you that."
Davey chuckled, placing a bowl of oatmeal in front of his seat, pulling the chair out and sitting in it. "What are you doing?"
"Looking for a job", Jack sighed, taking the newspaper and crumpling it into a ball. This was harder than he thought. "But my newspaper is too hard to read."
"Like, yours specifically?"
"Yes."
"What does that even mean?"
"It means there's too many damn words on the pages." Jack placed his head and arms on the table, and Davey frowned at the sight of him. "Reading is so exhausting."
Davey raised a brow, shaking his head as he placed a hand through Jack's hair. "I'm sorry, Jackie. But if it helps, no one uses the newspaper to find jobs anymore because we live in a post-pandemic society."
"How the hell is that going to make me feel better, David?"
"Use the Internet."
"Oh, yeah, that does make me feel better", Jack admitted, grabbing his phone, and leaving Davey to eat his oatmeal.
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Group Chat—Ow! Charlie!
vroomvroom: Charlie bit my finger😞
WalkingStick: shut up you bimbo
vroomvroom: PEOPLE LOVE BIMBOS, CHARLES.
SirFrancis: do you guys know where to find a job
karofskylol: you can be a waiter with me
speck: when did you get a job
karofskylol: when you were too busy kissing boy toy #2
CarrotTopIsOffensive: he means me! I am boy toy numero dos
Icheal: ugh the Latin in me just fled out of my body when I read that
flirter: look I don't care what anyone says Jack Kelly I require a shirt that says "be ace, punch face"
Glasses: babe that might come off as upsetting to people bc you're indirectly threatening
flirter: you can get a matching one
Glasses: I'm in as long as it says "be gay, do crime"
speck: slay.
SirFrancis: okay
Ball: stop it Charlie!
WalkingStick: WHAT. DID. I. DO.
WalkingStick: RACE HAS BEEN TEXTING ME THAT ALL DAY
vroomvroom: dude chill it's a meme
WalkingStick: Excuse me?
SirFrancis: Ruh roh
BartholomewIII: I THINK I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND????
TiroCalliente: WHAT
speck: OH MY GOD DUDE
TheYGuy'sGuy: BRO THATS AWESOME
TheYGuy: frucking finally you've been moping for weeks
Tombstone: give me a second to think about caring
BartholomewIII: shut up THANKS GUYS OMG IM SO EXCITED
Nerd: What's her name?
BartholomewIII: Their name is Alandra, but most people call her Luke
*insertmemeshere*: I CAME AT THE SPEED OF THEY
*insertmemeshere*: IS THERE A SHE/THEY I SEE BEFORE MY EYES???
PirateCospleyer: finally we needed a she/they since the beginning
*insertmemeshere*: OMG IM FRICKING CRYING
*insertmemeshere*: I have to meet them
Nerd: Romeo, I felt the need to remind you that you are nothing short of amazing.
flirter: Davey, honey, you're sweet, but look into a damn magic puddle and nothing would change. You're perfect;D
Nerd: Oh, really? And could you describe how?
flirter: no words could ever aid me in describing your beauty
SirFrancis: Holy shite he blushed
Glasses: YES
vroomvroom: HELL YEAH I FRUCKIN KNEW IT GO RO
flirter: tyty
Nerd: GG, Romeo. GG.
Glasses: YOU DID IT ROMEO OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
flirter: THANK YOU SPECS ILY
Glasses: ILY2
flash: what the hell I thought this was over
karofskylol: I'm as lost as you are my guy
Mr.Montana: same
speck: holy mackerel? You came back?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: welcome back to purgatory
flash: why not hell
CarrotTopIsOffensive: the sunshine squad is here
flash: Ah
Mr.Montana: sorry I haven't been online🙏🏽it's been busy
karofskylol: that's code for "Oscars more importo"
vroomvroom: I actually really like that as a slang term...
speck: you would.
Icheal: when's the next time you're coming back to ny
Mr.Montana: probably in the summer? I know Oscar's coming to Montana in the spring
Ball: :O
Ball: the day has come
karofskylol: hush/j
Tombstone: don't you people sleep damn
speck: why are you up so late
Tombstone: I have to study for finals. And the unit test I have in Friday
Tombstone: you guys are the only wvidence I have that there is life after high school fr
Nerd: You'll be fine, Graves. When I was in high school, I thought I was going to die before junior year.
SirFrancis: wait you had all As and held a 3.8 GPA
SirFrancis: and didn't you graduate with the credit for learning a dual language? And get a scholarship to the school that you graduated EARLY from?
Nerd: And what, you thought I woke up like that? I didn't have time to sleep.
Nerd: Anyway, Graves, you're doing great. :)
Tombstone: your texts are too formal
flirter: IVE BEEN TELLINH HIM THAT FOR YEARS!!
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