I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Mentions of attempted murder (no one actually murdered anyone)
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SirFrancis: someone explain to me how I ended up dressed like a scientist at New York Comic Con🧍🏻♂️
Icheal: I could go for eggs rn
TiroCalliente: got it!
Nerd: It's fun! I'm having fun.
Nerd: Are you not having fun?
SirFrancis: I am, surprisingly it's really fun
SirFrancis: but who the hell is paying $15 for a damn hotdog
Icheal: no babe I didn't mean you had to buy eggs
TiroCalliente: I know, but I love you enough to do it for you (plus we could use a grocery run)
Icheal: how am I so lucky
Nerd: The prices are outrageous, but it's otherwise really great!
karofskylol: ...huh.
Nerd: We're discussing Comic Con. I'm a nerd.
vroomvroom: TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE
CarrotTopIsOffensive: TURN YOUR HEART INTO STONE
vroomvroom: THIS IS ALL I HAVE LIVED FOR
CarrotTopIsOffensive: THIS IS ALL I HAVE KNOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Icheal: Hugh Jackman ate that up
karofskylol: you and Hotshot are rather cozy
Icheal: wdym we're always like this
speck: before the wedding I didn't know if you were going to rip each other's jugular from your throats or furiously kiss
TiroCalliente: we're trying to see who can do the most kind deeds for the other
speck: that's too domestic
speck: I don't like it
karofskylol: you're a hater
Ball: sir please take several seats
Ball: you are the president of hater nation
karofskylol: but...I'm learning:(
flash: yeah he's learning
Mr.Montana: hey stop bullying my boyfriend
karofskylol: yeah stop bullying me I'm his boyfriend
Ball: I feel sick and lonely
Ball: also why is it that I never know when you're in and out of Manhattan
Mr.Montana: I could leave a note by your pillow when you wake up, darling;)
Ball: oh honey that would be so sweet of you
karofskylol: stop it
Mr.Montana: aye aye
SirFrancis: hey guys heading back home because I just got fucking groped
speck: Jesus Christ are you okay?
SirFrancis: besides rightfully pissed yeah I'm fine
Nerd: He decked a guy in the face.
Ball: and what did you do?
Nerd: I kicked him. What did you expect me to do?
speck: you people aid my nicotine addiction with your problems
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