SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
This was made before the last chapter, so this chapter is a little dated. Enjoy!!!
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karofskylol: the mfs at airport security just took my crocs
Mr.Montana: why are you at the airport? Where are you going?
Glasses: sir YOU WEAR CROCS??????
karofskylol: oh I'm going to Utah for a while. I have some family there.
flash: okay that was a terrible joke-
PirateCosplayer: it was a reference to a past chapter, Morris
Ball: Utah...Utah is scary.
vroomvroom: it's so vanilla BAFWUWNS
SirFrancis: that's the nicest way to describe it
Nerd: It's really intimidating.
TiroCalliente: I liked Utah
Icheal: that's because you weren't the one getting stared at the airport
Icheal: some people just act like they've never seen a Latino gay man before smh
#2: some people probably haven't, unless it was on TV
#2: and even then, he was probably from that one movie about the drag queens?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Aww I love that movie
flirter: I've thought about this
flirter: Buttfuck Nowhere States of the US:
-Idaho
-Wisconsin
-the entirety of East and West Texas
-El Paso, Texas
-Jefferson, California
-Maine
-Kansas
-Nebraska
-Minnesota
-Ohio
-Indiana
-Iowa
-Montana
-New Hampshire
-New York State
-and Utah
flirter: there's literally nothing important there
Gush: are there even tourist attractions there?
SirFrancis: there's national parks, hiking trails
SirFrancis: think about Arizona if they didn't have the necessary spices
flirter: the only reason Arizona isn't on the list is because it's right next to California
flirter: and California isn't on there because of SoCal and LA County alone
flash: LA is a county?
flash: I thought it was just one big ass city
WalkingStick: ...
WalkingStick: bffr
karofskylol: they finally let me go lol
karofskylol: like wtf would I hide in my crocs???
flash: knowing you, weed
karofskylol: I don't smoke weed
Mr.Montana: then what are you going to do in Utah?
Gush: they smoke weed in Colorado, honey
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