SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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flash: what the hell is a flirting war
vroomvroom: it's a war between two people of which they flirt with eachother until one of them loses. It started with Romeo and Specs
flash: It's between couples? Then why are Romeo and Davey doing it
vroomvroom: nope anyone can do it as long as all parties agree. If you have a partner, we'd prefer to get permission from them before anything starts
flash: oh. Can other people help the contestants win?
vroomvroom: nope it's only between the two people competing
vroomvroom: that's what makes it fun
Glasses: you forgot to add that we added "blush or flustered"
vroomvroom: oh yeah
flash: why?
Glasses: because that gives me a tactical advantage I was born with
flash: I don't get it
flash: nevermind
Gush: I swear to god if I hear another person tell me I don't look gay im gonna swing
PirateCosplayer: pm?
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Private Chat—Blink, Mush
Blink: what happened love
Mush: some girl came up to me and tried to flirt with me but I called her off and said im with you
Mush: then she goes "you don't look gay" WHAT TF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Mush: IM NOT EVEN GAY im just in a GAY RELATIONSHIP. AND IM VERY HAPPY.
Mush: people just annoy me so much sometimes istg
Blink: okay wow
Blink: I'm sorry that happened to you Mushy. It's sucks.
Blink: but let's take a few deep breaths and try to calm down, okay? You're not exactly a very violent person
Mush: yeah I know
Mush: I was just upset because that's so ignorant
Blink: I know. Do you wanna come over?
Mush: yeah
Mush: I was already on my way
Blink: that's such a you thing to do
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Group Chat—With Great Power Comes Gay Responsibility (unless you's Uncle Ben lol)
flirter: gosh Davey it's hard to believe you exist
Nerd: Oh, Romeo, thank you. But I do have to say you're the only that could only have the beauty of someone from out of this world.
Icheal: yk if used in the wrong context, that could be taken to a serious offense
TiroCalliente: lol
speck: I just found out, after all of my life living, I was, in fact, born in Ireland.
speck: that's so coOL WHY WOULD MY PARENTS LET ME BELIEVE IM FROM HERE.
flirty: Davey, love, how are you
Nerd: Fine, Romeo. How are you? Dashing as always, I bet.
flirter: oh Davey you're so kind
flirter: it's adorable
Nerd: I guess you haven't looked in a mirror yet.
Glasses: I bet Ro's gonna win
SirFrancis: it's obviously going to be Davey
vroomvroom: I'm with Jack on this one
pins: yeah me too
ThePickleMan: my moneys on Romeo
vroomvroom: oh we're betting??👀20 dollars each
*insertmemeshere*: bet I'm with Romeo
vroomvroom: no wait I change my mind I'm on Ro's side
SirFrancis: >:O
WalkingStick: well I have common sense so Davey's my vote
Icheal: same here
#2: y'all are dumb for not going o the same side as race
Gush: frfr
PirateCosplayer: it honestly feels like common sense
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