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IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS WHATS GOOD

I've honestly just been neglecting this. I got into dramas recently so I've been spending a lot of time watching that. Some of you may know what I'm talking about from my dashboard.

I also haven't had any ideas lately. This happens sometimes. I'm afraid I'm losing the feel for writing, and I want it back. I just see life as more of a movie now rather than a book.

And I've been paying a lot of attention to a crush I have.

I've missed your comments, though. You guys are funny:D

Anyway, enjoy!!!

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Group Chat—Done.

Ball: my girlfriend broke up with me:)

SirFrancis: holy shit you okay???
SirFrancis: how ya feelin

Ball: I honestly wanna spontaneously combust
Ball: but I'm okay

Nerd: I'm sorry about that, Roller. She's missing out on someone amazing.

Ball: thanks man:)

SirFrancis: anyway I have the FATTESTTTTT crush on Mr. Mayer Jacobs

WalkingStick: ME TOO NGL
WalkingStick: Davey ur dads a dilf

Nerd: You people make me want to throw myself off of the Empire State Building.

speck: I...hate all of you
speck: why would you say this

Glasses: as someone that has spent a week at the Jacobs household I would like to say Crutchie is correct

WalkingStick: I'm always right why are we acting like this is new

flash: (I don't understand)

flirter: (I don't either but I'm going along) SLAY AWAY DAVEYS DAD SLAY AWAY

vroomvroom: Mr Jacobs is HOT
vroomvroom: if I wasn't taken I would easily sign up for sugardaddys.com on the off chance of meeting him
vroomvroom: twink of the year right here

Sin/CinnamonRoll: I-

speck: oh wow.

CarrotTopIsOffensive: 😀🔫

ThePickleMan: do you think before you speak

vroomvroom: if I thought before I spoke I wouldn't be here woruk I

Gush: Mr and Mrs Jacobs were my pan awakening ngl

Ball: I was WAITING for something to mention Mrs Esther Jacobs
Ball: aged like fine motherfucking wine

Nerd: I told my parents about this, and they both are wondering (in my dad's part) "Why would you want to be with a felon?"

vroomvroom: UR DADS A CRIMINAL

Glasses: ...

flirter: you better not say one mf word
flirter: I'm going BossNoeul on your shit

speck: we're spinning back to that later dw

*insertmemeshere*: MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL

Icheal: no yeah you guys didn't know?
Icheal: I found his arrest pic before it was taken down

Glasses: OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE IT????

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