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Carlos: Danger is my middle name!
Evie: That's a lie! Your middle name is cutie-pie!
Evie: [Boops his nose]
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Chad: I turned out just fine!
Carlos: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Chad: YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN, I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
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Evie: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Evie: [Rips off card so that it says "Carlos dying"]
Evie: Boom.
Chad: [Gasps] Carlos!
Evie: NO-
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Jay, texting Carlos: A theif
Carlos: You mean thief?
Jay: Theif
Carlos: I before E except after C
Jay: Thcief
Carlos: No!
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Carlos: Guess I'm just too tough to cry
Mal: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes
Carlos, in tears: They don't have any arms!
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YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
