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Jay: Am I going too far?
Evie: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Uma: Mal, my old friend!
Mal: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Uma: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Mal: Goodnight moon.
Mal: Goodnight tree.
Mal: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Evie: Fun fact! The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
Doug: I like how you called that a "fun" fact.
Mal: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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Gil: I have an idea.
Harry: A good idea?
Gil: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.