Part 88

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Uma: I tried to write 'I'm a functional human' but my phone changed it to 'fictional human' and I feel like that's more accurate.

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Jay & Carlos:*Playing video games*

Evie: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Jay: *silence*

Carlos: *silence*

Evie, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Jay & Carlos in shame: Yeah...

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Ben: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Gil, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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Uma: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Harry: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Ben: Hey, are you okay?

Mal: Yeah.

Ben: You don't look okay...

Mal: Then stop looking.

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