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Uma: I tried to write 'I'm a functional human' but my phone changed it to 'fictional human' and I feel like that's more accurate.
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Jay & Carlos:*Playing video games*
Evie: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Jay: *silence*
Carlos: *silence*
Evie, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Jay & Carlos in shame: Yeah...
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Ben: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Gil, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Uma: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Harry: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Ben: Hey, are you okay?
Mal: Yeah.
Ben: You don't look okay...
Mal: Then stop looking.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.