Part 41

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Lonnie, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK???

Lonnie, buckling the banana: Flipping BUCKLE UP, It's THE LAW!!!

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Ben: So, what's going on?

Mal: You want the long version or the short version?

Ben, hesitantly: The short version, I guess?

Mal: Sh*t's f*cked.

Ben: Oh...

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Lonnie: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.

Doug: Way to f*ck me up on a Tuesday.

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Jay: BUT EVIE, PARKS ARE BORING

Jay, two seconds later: *gasps and clings to a tree*: YAY NOW I'M A MONKEY!

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Lonnie: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over her mouth* I said stop eating it.

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