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Lonnie, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK???
Lonnie, buckling the banana: Flipping BUCKLE UP, It's THE LAW!!!
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Ben: So, what's going on?
Mal: You want the long version or the short version?
Ben, hesitantly: The short version, I guess?
Mal: Sh*t's f*cked.
Ben: Oh...
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Lonnie: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.
Doug: Way to f*ck me up on a Tuesday.
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Jay: BUT EVIE, PARKS ARE BORING
Jay, two seconds later: *gasps and clings to a tree*: YAY NOW I'M A MONKEY!
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Lonnie: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over her mouth* I said stop eating it.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.