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Ben: You're a loose cannon, Jay.
Jay: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Evie: I think you play by your own rules.
Carlos: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Ben: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jay: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Mal is a loose cannon.
Mal: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Jay!
Carlos: I'd say Mal's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Evie: Now I'm just confused. Is Jay a loose cannon or not?
Ben: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Mal: *groans*
Evie: Aw, man.
~~~~~
Ben: Who broke the toaster?
Evie: It was Mal.
Carlos: It was Mal.
Jay: Mal broke it.
Mal:
Mal: ...YOU PROMISED-
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Chad: How petty can you get?
Audrey: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Mal: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Ben: I think you mean cards.
Mal, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
~~~~~
Mal: What makes you all smile?
Ben: Friends and Family.
Carlos: Snacks.
Jay: Victory and success.
Evie: Face muscles.
~~~~~
VOUS LISEZ
~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
